Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDr TranDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Sep 2008A parody action-movie trailer presents Dr. Tran as a patriotic hero, while he denies being a doctor and repeatedly begs people to leave him alone. Show transcript0:36He is a man of action.0:45He is a man of honor.0:49Who is that?0:51He is a man of duty.0:54Are you talking to me?0:58Here comes Doctor Trav.1:03Where's that coming from?1:05This summer, everyone's favorite action hero returns.1:09What?1:09And his name is Doctor Trav.1:12Oh, I'm not a doctor.1:14He's a real doctor.1:16I'm not a doctor. I'm only 5 years old.1:21Not only is he a real doctor, he's a dashing special agent with a PhD in kicking your ass.1:27Please go away. I have to do chores.1:30He's a true American legend.1:33What? I've never been to America.1:36From America.1:38Father is coming home. Please let me finish breakfast.1:42When America needs saving, Dr. Tran delivers.1:46No, I don't.1:47I promise.1:49How did you find my village? Please stop talking.1:53You made Doctor Tran the legend he is today by mindlessly attending over 30,000 of his hit films.2:00Operation Doctor Tran. 3, 2, 1, Doctor Tran. Oh shit, it's Doctor Tran.2:09You go home now!2:11It isn't good for Doctor Tran to get so angry. He should know better.2:15After all, he's a doctor.2:18You are telling lies.2:20See him defending freedom.2:22That was more than 10 lies.2:24Witness him battling evil forces.2:27Oh, I counted that one.2:28Watch him kill his own mother with a broken lawn chair.2:33I love mother.2:36It's a tough job, but Doctor Tran bites the bullet, and he does it.2:41No, stop it.2:43And then he's off to eat hickory smoked horse buttholes.2:48Hickory what? Smoked what?2:50From a cop.2:51No, I won't.2:53Yes, he will.2:56I hate you.2:57Now you can own every one of Doctor Tran's films in the new Doctor Tran 30,000 DVD box set.3:03Classic titles include Doctor Tran meets his match, Doctor Tran has a chat with a Mormon child, Doctor Tran visits Satan, Doctor Tran doles out the harshness, Q is for Doctor Tran,3:12and Doctor Tran 3D. Ladies and gentlemen, please put on your 3D glasses now.3:31Dr. Tran doesn't take your shit. One step over that line, and he'll fuck you up.3:37Who?3:39Nobody fucks you up like Dr. Tran.3:43You said a bad word.3:46Nobody.3:48You leave.3:49Listen to how much you, the consumer, love Dr. Tran.3:54Oh no!3:55It was definitely the best Dr. Tran ever.3:58Dr. Tran is the man.3:59I was transported.4:02I love Dr. Tran. I am an Asian male.4:07People everywhere agree.4:09Trantastic!4:13Dr. Tran, man, he's a nigga in charge.4:18Dr. Tran.4:19Yo, Dr. Tran is hella bon heckadoodle fresh back with.4:23That's right, Dr. Tran is a full grown adult and a doctor.4:29My country tis of me, sweet land of liberty, of me I sing.4:33Everyone loves Dr. Tran.4:36The movie was transcendent.4:38It was like I'm transsexual.4:41Why do those people know my name? Who are they?4:45Women are crazy for Dr. Tran.4:49Girls are grody!4:50But Dr. Tran sets them straight with a good hot digging.4:56Dr. Tran's giving away the hot dickings.5:05In fact, Doctor Tran will be down at your local record store this Tuesday from 4 till 9, just giving out hot dickings.5:16Just passing them out.5:19Hot dickings. Come and get them.5:24You make me mad, and you make me angry.5:26American.5:27Ah!5:28Dickings.5:29Hickory smoke is so crazy, what's wrong with you?5:32Patriotic.5:33You're making my teeth hurt so bad!5:35Cowboy hat.5:37I?5:39Take one for the team.5:41You are so bad! Ah, no windows in your house!5:45Oh my God, look at that fat cock.5:52Sorry, doctor, that was fucked up.5:55I'm not a doctor.5:58This summer, fill up some time with America's number one commodity.6:03I'm not a macodity.6:05He's different.6:06Oh, you come from sad whale family deep in ocean, you are evil.6:11He's entertaining.6:13You, you only eat sand.6:15He's for sale.6:17Your family is a dog.6:18Be distracted.6:20All my chairs are gone.6:22Be transplanted.6:24Why won't you leave me alone?6:26Here comes the action. Here comes the honor.6:29I can't eat breakfast anymore.6:31Here comes the duty.6:32What's happening?6:33Here comes Doctor Trav, starring6:39I'm not.6:40Doctor Trav. Rated X for graphic sexual content. This preview is not intended as medical advice.6:54Yo, Dr. Tran, it's Helen mom, happy duty first, gotta go so cool, I think I'll wet my pants.7:05Our Father, Lord in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.7:17That was the most fucked up piece of shit I ever saw in my life.7:35See more of Dr. Tran online at beyondgrandpa.com.
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