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A mild-mannered man transforms into Bicycle Repairman to fix a broken bike, then launches into an over-the-top anti-communist rant before tea is ready.
Show transcript0:00 This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. FG Superman, to all appearances no different from any other law-abiding citizen. 0:18 But Mr. FG Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become bicycle repair man. 0:30 Hey, there's a bicycle broken up the road. 0:35 Hmm, 0:37 this sounds like a job for bicycle repair man, but how to change without revealing my secret identity? 0:43 If only bicycle repair man were here. 0:48 Wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look! 0:57 Bicycle Repairman? But how? 1:02 Look! 1:05 Is it a stockbroker? Is it a quantity surveyor? Is it a church warden? 1:10 No! It's Bicycle Repairman! 1:16 Why? Bicycle Repairman. Thank goodness you've come. Look. 1:52 Why, he's mending it with his own hand. See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. 2:01 Oh! Bicycle repairman, how can I ever repay you? 2:08 Well, you don't need to, Gov. It's all right. It's all in a day's work for Bicycle Repairman. 2:17 Our hero. 2:20 Yes, wherever bicycles are broken or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repairman is ready. 2:27 Ready to smash the communists, wipe them up. 2:30 And shove them off the face of the earth. 2:33 Smash that dirty red scum! Take it in the teeth where it hurts! 2:39 Kill! Kill, kill! Filthy bastard commies! I hate them, I hate them! 2:53 Tea's ready. 2:55 Kind yet. Kind of.