Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSelma Blair Crazy PaparazziDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.4K views Oct 2008Selma Blair is hounded by paparazzi who ask her to perform tricks, and she makes a dollar fly, shapes a balloon, learns to read, and breathes fire. Show transcript0:00Hey guys, that's her.0:01Selma Blair.0:01Selma Blair.0:02Selma, how was your lunch?0:03How was your lunch?0:04Where's your boyfriend?0:05Where's your boyfriend?0:06Are you dating?0:06How's, how's Captain Kim doing?0:07How's Captain Kim?0:08Great.0:08Hey, why don't you blow us a kiss, Selma?0:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, just do something cool.0:12Do something cool? Um,0:13Yeah.0:14Okay.0:14Yeah. Give us something, man.0:16Okay, um.0:16I didn't do anything.0:17Does anyone have a dollar?0:18Uh, yeah, here, but I got a 20.0:20Give it to her. Give her a dollar, give it up.0:21What's she gonna do?0:22What are you doing?0:23Dude, move, move.0:24What is she doing? What is she doing?0:25Whoa!0:27Whoa!0:27She's making it fly. She's doing magic.0:30That's my money. She's a magician.0:31She's making my mag-0:32It's a witch.0:34It's a witch.0:34She's like a devil.0:36Whoa!0:36Jesus, where is Merlin?0:38Holy man!0:39Oh my God.0:41Do something else, do something else.0:42Do something else.0:44One more thing.0:44Does anyone have any, does anyone have a balloon?0:46Yeah, I do.0:47Get a balloon.0:47Great. Okay. Oh, these are hard. No, does anyone have a balloon pump?0:52Yeah, I do.0:53Dude, why do you have a balloon pump?0:54Hey, dude.0:56What you doing?0:57She's sticking a balloon pump into the balloon.0:59She's... look at.1:01What are you doing?1:01Look at, she's-1:02Just pumping up a balloon, just give me a minute.1:04She's doing it. She's doing something. She's making something.1:05She's making like an animal or a bird or something. Is it a bicycle?1:08Is it a Statue of Liberty? What are you making? It's amazing.1:11How's she doing that?1:12I don't know. Look, she's got something going on.1:13She's like, she's almost done. She's making something.1:15Just a hat.1:16Whoa!1:17God!1:19Jesus!1:19Dude, we didn't give her pink. We didn't even give her that color.1:23Whoa.1:23Favorite color. Anyone want it?1:24I don't want it that much.1:25Oh man!1:27How did you do that?1:29Wild. Just one more thing, sir, please.1:31Wait, what?1:31You guys got any change?1:33What?1:34What?1:34You guys got any money?1:35No, dude, this private property. There's a sign out front. Can't you read?1:39Yeah.1:39Can you read?1:40I can't read.1:41What?1:41You got any money?1:42You can't read? Does anyone have a children's book or anything?1:45Yeah, I do.1:46Okay.1:47Dude, where'd you get that?1:47I'm gonna teach you how to read.1:49What?1:49Look, my mom taught me this way. Okay, so you start with the word right there, but when you get to the consonant, you just hold up.1:54Okay, sound it out, start.1:56B- br- brother.1:57Brother.1:58Brother Bear and sister Bear's room. It was a mess.2:05Holy sh*t! I can read!2:08Oh!2:10This homeless guy.2:11Somewhere just2:13I'm gonna get a f*cking job!2:15The homeless guy.2:17I can read!2:18He's selling.2:18Oh, she's leaving.2:19Don't leave!2:20Someone, don't leave.2:23Wait, wait. Can you do one last thing? Hey, just do one last thing.2:26I think you got enough pictures.2:28No, do a line from Hellboy.2:29Yeah, Hellboy, do a line from Hellboy.2:31Okay.2:34You should be running.2:36Whoa!2:39Jesus!2:40That was amazing. That was amazing.2:43How did you do that?2:44She's a firewoman.2:45It's fire starter.2:46That was the Selma, we love you.2:47You are so talented.2:48That was so much better than a kiss.2:50Thank you. Thank you. Next time, will you fly for us?2:54Dude.2:55She was like on the heads of power.2:57I know.2:57I want that.2:58She's on fire.2:59Dude, she's amazing.
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