Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffRobot Tries To Get ActionDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Apr 2010A robot woos a woman, gets roughed up by jealous men, then learns she has several infections after they sleep together in this comedy sketch. Show transcript0:03Isn't it a beautiful day, robot?0:06I have no way to gauge beauty except to compare it with my surroundings, and when I compare nature's beauty to yours, nature loses.0:18Oh, robot.0:20Hey, robot. What did we tell you about talking to our girls, robot?0:24Robot.0:25Shouldn't you be off making out with a toaster or something?0:29Some- something electronic?0:31Yeah.0:31Robot?0:32Yeah.0:33I know our love is different, but0:36Our love is different. Our love is different.0:38And don't you forget it, robot, so you just keep your hands or claws or forceps or whatever off of our human women.0:46I'm sorry, I cannot do.0:51Oh, robot.0:56That's the sound they make.0:56I know.0:57Ow.0:58Are you okay?0:59They mangled some of my circuitry, but they cannot cut power to my love for you.1:05Oh, robot.1:07They must have damaged my inhibition unit. I was programmed without wants or needs, but right now I want, I need to make love to you.1:17I feel the same way, as long as you have protection.1:23Uh, okay, I'll be right back.1:31Guys, what do I do?1:32Dude, she thinks you're a robot. Why do you need protection?1:42Mary Ann, it's cool. I'm a robot. You can't get knocked up. We can totally do it.1:48Okay.1:50Yes. 011100100000.2:04Did you enjoy yourself, Mary Ann?2:06I really did. It's been so tough to find anyone to sleep with me lately.2:12Why is that?2:13It's been harder ever since word got around that I have the clap and crabs, and that my crabs have syphilis.2:21But, uh, you're a robot, so you can't get any of that, and we don't have to worry about condoms at all.2:28Ah, fuck.
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