Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffElevator Phone SexDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Nov 2008A man in an elevator gives increasingly bizarre phone-sex-style instructions while nearby office workers listen in awkward silence. Show transcript0:01Good. I want to look at your rosy butthole. Yeah. Good.0:08Good, now make it talk. I want you to make your butthole call me the captain.0:13Yeah, good. Now come towards me. Turn around. I'm going to sit on the chair.0:19No, the chair your mother bought us. Yeah, good. Now stand on the chair and slap me with your titties.0:27Slap my face with those rock hard titties. Oh, they're like little red hockey pucks.0:31Ooh, ah, good. I don't care if it hurts. You slap me hard, harder.0:36Good. All right, good. Now get off the chair. Now get on your hands and knees and crawl away from me.0:43Yeah, like a meerkat. Look back at me with that meerkat face.0:48Mm, and make the sound. The meerkat sound. The meerkat sound.0:53No, it's not the meerkat sound. That's the tiger. You make the meerkat sound right now.0:57Oh, yeah, that's great, good. All right, now go to the cupboard.1:03Get the Twinkies. Just one, just one. Okay, now put it in your vagina.1:09Good. Now call the dog over. I want the dog to eat the Twinkie out of your legs.1:15Yeah, good. Dogs will eat anything. They'll eat anything. He won't get sick.1:20Don't worry, just let him eat the twink. Is he eating it? Good, good, good.1:24Now, steady the dog. Steady the dog. I'm going to get behind the dog.1:28I'm going to fuck the dog into you. You feel it? Oh yeah, fuck the dog into you.1:33Don't worry, he's fine, he's fine. Just let me fuck the dog into you.1:36Good, good. All right, now, good. Get the dog out of there. Get him out of there, get him out of there.1:41Use the doggy door, that's what we bought it for. Good, is he?1:46Good. All right, now put your feet together. Make a foot pussy.1:51I want to fuck your dry, stinking feet. I want to get your dry, stinky feet smell all over.1:57Get your feet all over.2:05Hey, hon, could you make a foot pussy?
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