Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffShow Me Your Genitals 2Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.5K views Sep 2008A man performs an absurd comedy rap filled with boastful claims about his sexual prowess, crude wordplay, and a repeated refrain. Show transcript0:06Ah yeah, I'm back, bitches.0:15Women are equal and they deserve respect. Just kidding, they should suck my dick.0:20Vagina.0:21What?0:22Vagina.0:23What?0:23I wanna have sex with your vagina. Vagina.0:27What?0:28Vagina.0:29What?0:292 plus 2 equals vagina.0:32Ah.0:32My love is like lightning. It gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane.0:41It gives girls orgasms. I'm the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.0:47I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff. I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.0:53I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock. I'm the Helen Keller of having sex.1:00No, wait, that's a bad example. Why did my penis cross the road?1:07To get to the other vagina.1:09What?1:10Vagina.1:11What?1:11I wanna have sex with your vagina. Vagina.1:15What?1:16Vagina.1:17What?1:17E equals MC vagina. I've got a present for you right here. Actually, it's not a present, it's my penis, and I like to call it the spear, 'cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.1:32I don't like it when you talk, 'cause that just means you're not sucking my cock.1:38Love is for girls and gays. If you wanna be with me, it goes one of two ways.1:45Either you have sex with me, or you have sex with me. I have really good sex moves.1:52Sex moves.1:53That I learned in China.1:55China.1:56I'm a sexual tiger.1:58Tiger.1:59And I feed on vagina. Roar. Vagina.2:03What?2:04Vagina.2:05What?2:05I wanna have sex with your vagina. Vagina.2:09What?2:10Vagina.2:11What?2:11What time is it? It's vagina.2:16What's the difference between a girl's mouth and a girl's vagina?2:21There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.2:29I'm a good sex man. Girls love my sex.2:35I'm a good sex man, 'cause my sex is the best.2:42I'm like Jean-Claude Van Damme, but instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.
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