Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEminemmy HillDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Jan 2009A costumed figure dances and gestures to Eminem's “Without Me,” acting out the rapper's lyrics in this unusual music-video parody. Show transcript0:01He's just frightened, that's all.0:02What's made him like this?0:04Some kind of fear.0:25Or they want shady, I'm sharp liver. Well, if you want shady, this is what I'll give you.0:28A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor, some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a shot when I get shot at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not cooperating, but I'm rocking this table while he's operating.0:38You waited this long to stop debating 'cause I'm back, I'm on the brag inoculating.0:42I know that you got a job, Miss Cheney, but your husband's heart problem's complicating.0:45So the SEC won't let me be, let me be me, so let me see. They try to shut me down on MCB, but it feels so empty without me, so this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me,0:57'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me.1:01I'm saying this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so empty without me.1:08Little aliens, the kids feeling rebellious, embarrassed, the parents still listen to Elvis.1:13They start feeling like prisoners, helpless, so someone comes along on a mission and yells, Bitch!1:17A visionary, vision is scary, can start a revolution, pollute the airwaves of rebels.1:21So just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass, and it's a disaster, such a catastrophe, but you can see so damn much of my ass.1:27You asked for me? Well, I'm back.1:32Under your skin like a spinner, the center of attention, back for the winner.1:35I'm interesting, investing, wrestling, investing in your kids' ears and nesting.1:40Last thing, attention please. Give attention soon as someone mentions me.1:43Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so in truth about me.1:51I said this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so in truth about me.1:58Just get a tasket, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.2:02Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than the little Limp Bizkit bastards.2:06And Moby, you can get stoned by Obie, the 36-year-old boy had it back blow.2:10You don't know, you're too old, let go, it's over. Nobody listens to techno, now let's go.2:15Just give me the signal, I'll be there with a whole hit full of new info.2:18No, I'm not the first king of controversy, I am the first thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selflessly and use it to get myself wealthy.2:25Hey! That's a concept that works. 20 million other white rappers emerge from the manhow many fish in the sea, it'd be so empty without me.2:33Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, 'cause we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so intimate without me.2:40I say this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me, we need a little controversy, 'cause it feels so intimate without me.3:02Kids.