Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffFps DougDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.9K views Sep 2008Original video of FPS Doug playing Counter Strike by Pure Pwnage. Show transcript0:07Hey, Doug.0:09Kyle, what's up, man? I haven't seen you since last time. How's it going?0:12Pretty bad, actually.0:14Right on.0:15Jeremy quit the show.0:16That's Jeremy, dude.0:17So do you want to be the star now?0:18Me? Let's do it. I'm playing some CS Source right now. We can get some footage of that.0:23Go back! Yeah!0:32Boom, headshot! Boom, headshot! I can dance all day, I can dance all day.0:38Try to hit me, try to hit me, come on!0:46Boom, headshot, yeah! Yeah, dude! Take that, bitch!0:54So like, uh, this is my PC here. It owns. It owns!1:00Yeah!1:11So yeah, I like FPSs, uh, what can I say? There's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and killing them.1:17I mean, my heart's beating, my heart's beating, my hands are shaking, my hands are shaking, but I'm still shooting, and I'm still getting the headshots.1:23It's like, boom, headshot, boom, headshot, boom, headshot.1:30You wanna go for a jog, man? We can go for a jog.1:33Okay, but what are you doing with a knife?1:36What do you mean? I run faster with a knife. Everyone runs faster with a knife.1:43So, I mean, like, what do you want to do, man? What do you want to film?1:45Like, you know, it's just filming only noobs doing the same old thing, but like, what do you and Jeremy usually do?1:50We just walk around and stuff.1:52Just walk? Man, I got some wheels.1:59So no, I guess I can tell you some bit about myself. I work every once in a while, occasionally, you know, like, I can't really hold down a job.2:05People like me, it's it's really tough. You know, my dad owns a gun shop, but, you know, he doesn't like to admit it, but I think it makes him real nervous when I work there, because,2:14uh, anytime I get a gun in my hand, it just automatically points to somebody's head.2:18Sometimes I think maybe I want to join the army. I mean, it's basically like FPS, except better graphics.2:24But what happens if I get lag out there? I'm dead. I mean, I even heard there's no respawn points in RL.2:30What do you do when you're a person like me, when you're born to play FPS?2:33Guess there's nothing left to do but play FPS.2:37Boom, egg chat!2:46Doug?2:49Doug, what's going on?3:03You know what, Kyle? I think you just better go, dude. I think you just better go, dude.3:08Are you okay?3:10Just go, man. Seriously, just go.3:15Oh man! Fucking Jesus!3:21Fucking lag, you piece of shit! Oh yeah, I can saw it back of your head, forgot goddamn it, you on top, man.3:27You like that? Go fucking talk now, motherfucker, goddamn lag, piece of shit.3:36Oh yeah, you know you fucking like that, you motherfucker, fucking goddamn lag!3:42Oh fuck!
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