Fps Doug

Hey Doug. Kyle, what's up man? I haven't seen you since last time. How's it going? Pretty bad, actually. Right on. Jeremy quit the show. That's Jeremy, dude. So, do you want to be the star now? Me? Let's do it. I'm playing some CS source right now. We can get some footage of that. Don't die. Yeah. Boom, headshot. Boom, headshot. I can dance all day, I can dance all day. Try to hit me. Try to hit me. Come on. Boom, headshot. Yeah, dude. Take that, bitch. So like uh is my PC here? It owns. It owns. Boom, headshot. So yeah, like FPS is uh what can I say? There's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and killing them. I mean, my heart's beating, my heart's beating, my hands are shaking, my hands are shaking, but I'm still shooting. I'm still getting the headshots, just like boom, headshot, boom, headshot, boom, headshot. You want to go for a jog, man? We can go for a jog. Okay, but what are you doing with a knife? What do you mean? I run faster with a knife. Everyone runs faster with a knife. So I mean like, what do you want to do, man? What do you want to film like? You know, let's just film me owning noobs, doing the same old thing, but like what do you and Jeremy usually do? We just walk around and stuff. You walk? Man, I got some wheels. So I know, I guess I can tell you some bit about myself. I work every once in a while, occasionally, you know, like I can't really hold down a job. People like me, it's it's really tough. You know, my dad owns a gun shop, but you know, he doesn't like to admit it, but I think it makes him real nervous when I work there, cuz uh anytime I get a gun in my hand, it just automatically points to somebody's head. Sometimes I think maybe I want to join the army. I mean, it's basically like FPS except better graphics. But what happens if I get lag out there? I'm dead. I mean, I even heard there's no respawn points in RL. What do you do when you're a person like me? When you're born to play FPS, cuz there's nothing left to do but play FPS. Boom, headshot. You know what, Kyle? I think you just better go, dude. I think you just better go, dude. Are you okay? Just go, man. Seriously, just go. Oh, no. That is. Fucking lag, you piece of shit. Oh, yeah. I can solve that, you piece of shit. Oh, yeah. You no good fucking lag, you motherfucker. Fucking goddamn lag. Oh, fuck.