Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffAthene Plays Counter StrikeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Oct 2008Athene tries Counter-Strike for the first time, complains about the controls and game physics, then celebrates finding a supposed headshot trick. Show transcript0:15Hi everyone, this is uh, this is the theme, Best Pal in the World.0:18I've been uh, playing Ragnarok, uh, bad experience, first experience, new game tried out, and uh, I actually got a little bit, uh, how do you say it, uh, yeah, I got a little bit uh,0:27raped in the ass uh, with that, with that, um, tryout. I've done some more research, uh, the most people want me to play Counter-Strike Source.0:35It's like a shoot 'em up game where you, where you actually get a gun, you get to pick a gun at the start, and uh, you can go, go kill some bad guys, uh, or you are the bad guy and you have to go kill good guys.0:48I've already downloaded it, uh, I paid, I paid for it. I paid money for the download, uh, I don't, um, I don't, uh, download illegal.0:58Uh, I pay money. My boyfriend Free is here. Uh, he's gonna try it with me.1:04Uh, we're gonna play together. This is the first time I play this game, so, um, like I said with Guitar Hero, don't be too, uh, fuzzy about it.1:12Ha! Wannabe terrorist, yeah, with the guns, with the guns. Loading world.1:17It's loading, uh, loading, loading. Even World of Warcraft loads faster.1:20I mean, what the fuck? It's a game of like 1998 or something like that, and look how slow it's loading.1:26What the fuck is up with that shit? They need to learn to to to program a little bit better.1:30Initializing game data, blah blah blah. Just get the fuck, get the game so I can s- okay, there it is.1:37Terrorist force CT forces. I'm always alliance. I'm always alliance.1:42Uh, I'm always the good guys. I'm never the bad guys. Oh my God, look how, look how gay it looks.1:48Look how gay. Fucking hell, man. I'm just gonna be a sus. Sus?1:53Yeah, looks. Auto select. I'll just be a sus.2:00You see, I'm uh, this is my first uh FPS, uh, it's my first X- SPS, um, uh, how do you say it, uh, experience.2:11Let's check it out. See that shit?2:13Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I just, I'm just scaring them off.2:16Look, look, look. I'm gonna fucking shoot them.2:21What the fuck? I can't fucking shoot the motherfuckers. I wanna kill them.2:25What the fuck is going on? This game is fucking bugged. I'm, I'm fucking killing the motherfu- I'm shooting in his head.2:30What the fuck is your fucking problem? Die, die, die, motherfucker, die.2:35Die. It's a fucking shit that this fucking game is shit. Some guy is telling me what the fuck I'm doing.2:40I'm fucking popping those motherfuckers. I'm popping you. I'm trying to pop you, motherfucker.2:45What are you saying? You,2:46you fucking asshole. And then he shoots and he kills me. I'm trying to pop that motherfucker.2:51I'm shooting him for like 10 minutes. It just go through him, through his body.2:54What the fuck? This, what is the physics? What kind of physics is that shit?2:58It just go through their body. Learn how to fucking program a game.3:02Look, they're all here, they're all here, they're all here. I just start, eh, the game is gonna start.3:06Boom, boom. I kill the motherfucker. Look, it doesn't do shit.3:10He's saying, what the fuck are you doing? I'm fucking popping.3:13I shoot with my bareta in his head. Oh, you're trying to shoot me.3:17They just shoot at me. What kind of shit game is that, motherfucker?3:21They just shoot me, they one-shot me. I mean, I can't even heal.3:24I'm gonna get a shot then. Yeah, I'm gonna get a shot then. Oh yeah, oh yeah.3:28What, what, what you gonna do now, bitches? What you gonna do now?3:30What you gonna do? Look at this gun, bitch. It's still not fucking working.3:35I'm trying to kill them, it's not fucking wor- Machine guns.3:37Yeah, that's what I, that's the, that's the real shit. Hey, country of origin, Belgium.3:42You see? They, they give some respect to us. Okay, let's, let's pull some noobs, huh?3:47Let's pull some. Oh.3:52Why can't I kill those motherfucker? You wanna kill me, bitch?3:56You wanna kill me, bitch? Hey, you wanna kill me, bitch? Oh, I just killed him.4:00I'm getting the hang of this game. I'm getting the hang of it.4:02You just have to go around the corner. See that? Around the corner.4:05You wanna kill me, bitch? You wanna kill me? There, you're dead.4:08You're dead, bitch. I'll shoot the shit out of you. Yeah, you're dead.4:12Yeah, yeah. You're dead. You think you're dead? You're not gonna shoot me now, bitch.4:15Look, you're just killing the motherfucker. Look at that shit.4:18Look at that shit. You d- You saw? You saw? I was shooting the motherfucking dead motherfucker, and you see, I just died.4:26You see? It- this game is fucking bugged.4:28I don't really know. You just die and you get gold. You get money when you die.4:32I don't really get that shit. I don't have to level up. I'm just like, uh, one level, that's it.4:38I found a flaw in the game. If you, if you actually aim on the head, you can insta-kill them.4:42Just shoot them in the head. It's a fucking bug. Guys, everyone that plays Counter-Strike, a tip for free, man.4:47Just, just shoot in the head. I mean, people are playing it like for 9 years.4:51I just played it for 4 minutes, and I just found, found a flaw in the game.4:54Just like that. Just like that. You see a thing? I mean, I'm- Hey, freeze, freeze.4:58If you, you just shoot them in the head. You just shoot him in the head and the insta die.5:02I just found it out. You see that shit? That's the scheme, motherfucker.5:06That's Athene. Athene strikes again. Where are you now, bitches?5:09I'm gonna try a SEAL Team 6, see what he can do, what his abilities are, but the SAS game can can actually, they they can just shoot with a gun.5:18That's about it. They can change and buy guns, and that's about it.5:21So I'm gonna try a SEAL Team now, 6, maybe it's more more complex to play.5:26Let's check it out, eh.5:32It's just fucking the same shit. I took another class. I took another class.5:37I took another fucking... What the fuck is that shit? I play Alliance.5:42I just took another class. Same abilities, same stuff you can buy, everything's same.5:49Another flaw in the game. They forgot to program it. Can you believe that shit?5:55I mean, why do you, why can you pick 4 different classes when they all have the same fucking same abilities?6:02And then people tell me to fucking play Counter-Strike Source.6:06I have some voice chat as well, uh, you can voice communicate with this.6:09It, I really like it. So yeah, I'm gonna, I've joined the Zer- J- German, the German server with all Germans because I want to pay back time for the country they took in, uh, 1945.6:20Okay, guys, let's boon some noobs. Uh, I don't know what strategies there are.6:24Uh, you guys have experience with making war, so it's no, shouldn't be a problem, huh?6:28By the way, guys, I'm a, I'm a fiend. I'm the best paladin in the world.6:31I'm, uh, checking out Counter-Strike. Um.6:34No, we don't care.6:35Well, uh, maybe, what's low bird? I mean, low bird. I mean, how, how more, how more low can you go?6:40I mean, you're a fucking noob. What's your rating? What's your rating?6:45Trying to be funny, because you're really not funny. You might have to stop now.6:48You, you know that, uh, you, you know that, uh, under-6:51Please stop spamming the mic.6:52Shut the fucking restart.6:53Can you guys talk, uh, better English, please? Because I don't really understand what you're saying.6:57Right, uh, how do you, how do you mute? American accent?7:02Just go playlist and then say muting then.7:10Say what? Mute in game? Uh, did everyone mute me or what?7:16As you guys saw, I've tried out, I've tried out the game, I've tried out the game, uh, I've tried out Counter-Strike.7:21I went in game, I- I tried to talk to those guys. They were saying like, uh, go fuck your mother and shit like that.7:27I mean, there is no team spirit, there is no team spirit, there's no team play.7:30I respect the people that like Counter-Strike, my boyfriend R- R- Furious likes, likes, likes Counter-Strike.7:36You like, you like Counter-Strike.7:37Ain't one nigga in that game. Ain't one black dude in that game.7:42Y'all got 6 playable models and one black dude. Y'all trying to say black folk can't shoot, right?7:48Uh, yeah, I think that, uh, that, uh...7:50Y'all come over here, try and put a gas mask on my motherfucking face, see what happens.7:54Y'all come over here, try and put that motherfucking gas mask on my motherfucking face.7:58Oh, Sierra.7:59We're open-minded, uh, we're open-minded. We tried out the game, and uh, yeah, that's that's about it, that's about it, and uh, I'm actually-8:06I'm open-minded. I opened your mind with a bullet, motherfucker.8:20What y'all looking at me for?8:24Is that it? All eyes on the black man? Yeah, you're looking at me 'cause I'm black, ain't he?
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