Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffFreestyle Rap TranslatedDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4K views Sep 2008Two men take turns delivering polite, highly formal, and long-winded diss tracks at each other. Show transcript0:06Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen, and I come from a low-income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable.0:13I've stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire.0:17In addition to this, I've had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex.0:21In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you two have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities, activities I and my companions look down upon.0:29I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours, that you could employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me, but I, of course, would prevail because I am stronger than you.0:39I'm sure I needn't remind you of my place of birth, wherein, as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence.0:46I would like to stop here for a moment and remind you that I am in fact orating with little or no prior preparation, an act commonly referred to as freestyling.0:53Once again, and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am in fact much stronger and have endured a larger number of hardships than you, hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and an imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you.1:05I know of a woman with whom you have had sexual intercourse.1:07I too have had sexual intercourse with said woman, and she complained to me of your less than exemplary performance in bed.1:13She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she said was not very generous, sir.1:20In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument.1:23You, sir, are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live is not nearly as difficult to live in, nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine.1:32I am a superior menologist in this debate, and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.1:43And a good day to you too, sir. I would like to rebut your previous claims in an improvisational and rhythmic manner.1:48I was given the name Boost by my peers. The alleged facts you've uncovered in regards to me are unfounded and without merit.1:54My birthplace is not only vastly inferior to yours, but my neighbors are also much more resilient.1:59In terms of your claim to my sexuality, Sigmund Freud theorized that in some cases the semi-conscious mind manifests repressed desires, therefore leading me to believe that you, sir,2:08are indeed the homosexual. In fact, I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother, in which fellatio was performed forthwith and without explanation.2:16The encounter lasted several hours, and many unspeakable acts were implemented.2:20I paid her for her services, and no subsequent contact, either verbally or physically, has been made.2:25I brandished a 9 millimeter pistol, which I stole from a man involved in a gang-related turf war.2:29I fired the pistol several times, and in some cases critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with.2:35I would like to inform the audience that I engage in the sale and consumption of illegal narcotics on a regular basis.2:40Speaking candidly, I am in no form intimidated or fearful of your actions, as I have been involved in countless altercations which have ended less than favorably.2:48In summation, your argument denotes a lack of intellectual honesty on your part.2:52It is my contention that this matter would best be solved with fisticuffs.2:55I believe I will be victorious in this regard.
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