Best Blowjob Ever

Alright. I get the best blowjob. Okay, awesome. What are you doing? I'm getting my teeth ready for your blowjob. Your teeth? Oh yeah. How much teeth do you like? No, no teeth? Huh, how about like a few slow chomps? No, no. No, no, no, no, no chomps, definitely. How about like a light grazing with my teeth then? No, no teeth at all, nothing like no teeth at all. Oh, you are so kinky. I guess. Yeah. What are you doing? How dry do you want it? Not, not dry? Well, I'm going to make it so dry for you. No, that's the opposite of what is good. I'm going to make my tongue like sandpaper. No, that sounds really bad actually. It's going to be like a mouthful of sand. No, please don't do that. A desert in my mouth. No, that's not a good blowjob. Guys love it when it's like a desert in your mouth. Where did you read that? You don't want it dry? No, not. You are so kinky. I guess. You're so kinky. I'm going to do this thing I do with my hands. Oh yeah. Okay, show me that. It's this thing like. Oh, no. No, please. No. No, stop. Don't, please don't ever do that near me. It flattens the whole thing out for you. Flattens what up? Jesus. Flattens out the blowjob. Don't, don't, don't ever do that to anyone. You just want to have sex? Oh yeah. Okay. All right. I'm going to make it so dry for you.