Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBest Blowjob EverDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share13.9K views Oct 2008Original video by derrickcomedy talking about the "Best Dryest Blowjob Ever". Show transcript0:04All right.0:04I get the best blowjob.0:06Okay, awesome.0:10What are you doing?0:12I'm getting my teeth ready for your blowjob.0:16Your teeth?0:16Oh yeah. How much teeth do you like?0:19No, no teeth?0:21Oh. How about like a few slow chomps?0:24No, no, no, no chomps, definitely.0:28Like a, like a light grazing with my teeth then?0:32No, no teeth at all. No, like no teeth at all.0:35Oh, you are so kinky.0:38I, I guess.0:39Yeah.0:41What, what are you doing?0:44How dry do you want it?0:47Not, not dry?0:49I'm gonna make it so dry for you.0:51No, that's the opposite of what is good.0:53I'm gonna make my tongue like sandpaper.0:57No, that sounds really bad, actually.0:59It's gonna be like a mouthful of sand.1:01No, please don't do that.1:03A desert in my mouth.1:05No, that's not a good blowjob.1:07Uh-huh. Guys love it when it's like a desert in your mouth.1:11Where did you read that?1:13Oh, you don't want it dry?1:15No, not.1:17You are so kinky.1:19I guess.1:20You're so kinky, I'm going to do this thing I do with my hands.1:23Oh yeah? Okay, what thing is that?1:25It's this thing like...1:28Oh, oh, no, please. No, no, stop.1:33Don't, please don't ever do that near me.1:35It flattens the whole thing out for you.1:38Flattens what out? Jesus.1:40Flattens out the blowjob.1:43Don't, don't, don't ever do that to anyone.1:47Oh.1:48Do you, uh, do you just want to have sex?1:50Oh yeah.1:51Okay, all right.1:55I'm gonna make it so dry for you.
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