1.7K views May 2009
Two friends brag about collecting women's phone numbers, including one who fakes a hit-and-run injury to get contact details, but they never go on dates.
0:00 So this is our wall of numbers. 0:02 Yep, every time we get a new number, we put it on the wall. 0:04 Hey, guess who's got one to add to the collection? 0:07 You a-hole, you gotta be kidding me. 0:09 Yeah! 0:10 Oh! 0:11 Getting this many numbers hasn't been easy, that's for sure. 0:14 You said it. We've had to get pretty creative on occasion. 0:20 Do it now, you a-hole. 0:22 Roger that, a-hole. 0:30 Oh my God! 0:31 Not my knee! I think it's broken. 0:34 That guy just totally drove away. 0:36 Oh, did you ladies see that hit and run? 0:38 Yeah. 0:38 Oh, would you mind putting down your information on this piece of paper I just happened to be carrying? 0:42 Of course. 0:44 I- I saw what happened too. Do you want my information? 0:47 Why would I want your information? 0:50 Turns out I actually did break my knee, but you know what, it worked out in the end, so it wasn't. 0:53 Don't be so modest. Not only did this a-hole get 2 numbers on the spot, the attending physician at the emergency room was a chick, and he got her pager number. 1:06 But no, watch this a-hole in action. He's gonna get a number right now. 1:10 Hello? 1:11 Hey, are you a chick? 1:13 Um, yeah. 1:14 Gotcha! 1:14 Oh my God! 1:15 Yeah! 1:15 Oh my God! 1:16 Yeah! 1:17 Yes! 1:17 Oh! 1:19 People say to us all the time, wow, you guys must go on a ton of dates. 1:23 We don't go on any dates. 1:23 Nope, nope. We're in it for the number. That's it. Get the number, get out. 1:29 So, give me a call sometime. 1:31 I don't have a phone. Besides, we don't really know what to do after we get a number. 1:37 So let's hang out sometime. 1:41 I mean, come on, this a-hole has over like 200 numbers. 1:44 No. 1:44 He's the man. 1:45 No, this guy has even more. He's the man. 1:47 You're such an a-hole. 1:49 Oh, you are. 1:50 Oh! 1:53 Oh! 1:54 Oh! 1:58 Hey, you okay? 2:01 Wake up, you a-hole. 
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