A man visits his doctor for a checkup and gets a strange prescription for Testemax.
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How you doing, Hank? Hey, Dr. Stewart. Um, okay. I had a look at your biopsy and your X-rays. Have you been involved in any kind of domestic quarrels or altercations recently? Um, yeah, actually. I mean, my girlfriend and I had a pretty big fight a few weeks ago. Okay. Okay. You know, she said some things, I said some things. Okay. But I think things are better now. I'm afraid not, Hank. I took a look at your charts, and at first I thought there was a mistake. What is it? It appears your girlfriend has ripped you a new asshole. Oh, my God. And from what I can tell from looking at your biopsy, seems your girl also broke your balls. Just totally broke your balls. I can't believe this. I can stitch up your new butthole, but you're going to have to let those scars to your growin heal with time. You've been badly whipped. Pussy whipped. This is a nightmare. Hank, I'm going to give you a 3-month prescription of Testemax. Testemax? What is that? It's a great new medicine designed for men with underdeveloped testicular capacity. Does it work? Ask your doctor if it's right for you. I am. I'm asking you. Well, I'm saying it's right for you. What does it do? Has it fortifies your testicles with the nutrients you lack. Testemax protects you against overly assertive females. How many can I take right now? Whoa. Side effects include hair loss, hair lip, rage, ass eyes, octopus breath, and blue balls. How long until I'm the verbally abusive one? Allow 3 weeks for maximum abusiveness. Results may vary and men with soft skins, smelly taints, and the devil's red curly hair. I've been waiting out there for an hour. Are you and Dr. Pussyface done giving each other rectal exams? Come on, I have an appointment in 20 minutes. You can put your pants on in the car. You shut your bitch mouth or I swear I will kick you in the fucking tits. Now that's fast relief. Fuck yourself. Thanks, Testemax. Testemax, grow a pair. WARNING: May cause blue balls, octopus breath, hair loss. For men only. This product contains crystalline silica, known to the state of California to cause cancer. Only take one a day. Call a physician immediately if more than one pill has been ingested within a 24 hour time period. Become a fan of Nathan Bloch's feature film facebook.com/TryAndBeCool
