Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOfftestemaxDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share4.8K views Mar 2010A man visits his doctor for a checkup and gets a strange prescription for Testemax. Show transcript0:01How you doing, Hank?0:02Hey, Doctor Stewart. Um, I'm okay.0:05I had a look at your biopsy and your X-rays. Have you been involved in any kind of domestic quarrels or altercations recently?0:12Um, yeah, actually, I mean, my girlfriend and I had a pretty big fight a few weeks ago.0:16Okay, okay.0:17You know, she said some things, I said some things.0:19Okay.0:20But I think things are better now.0:22I'm afraid not, Hank. I took a look at your charts, and at first I thought there was a mistake.0:26What is it?0:28It appears your girlfriend has ripped you a new asshole.0:32Oh my God.0:33And from what I can tell from looking at your biopsy, seems your girl also broke your balls, just totally broke your balls.0:40I can't believe this.0:41I can stitch up your new butthole, but you're going to have to let those scars to you grow and heal with time.0:47You've been badly whipped. Pussy whipped.0:50This is a nightmare.0:52Hank, I'm going to give you a 3-month prescription of Testimax.0:56Testimax? What is that?0:57It's a great new medicine designed for men with underdeveloped testicular capacity.1:01Does it work?1:02Ask your doctor if it's right for you.1:05I am, I'm asking you.1:06Well, I'm saying it's right for you.1:08What does it do?1:09As it fortifies your testicles with the nutrients you lack, Testimax protects you against overly assertive females.1:15How many can I take right now?1:17Whoa. Side effects include hair loss, hair lip, rage, ass eyes, octopus breath, and blue balls.1:24How long until I'm the verbally abusive one?1:26Allow 3 weeks for maximum abusiveness. Results may vary in men with soft skin, smelly taints, and the devil's red curly hair.1:34I've been waiting out there for an hour. Are you and Doctor Pussyface done giving each other rectal exams?1:38Come on, I have an appointment in 20 minutes. You can put your pants on in the car.1:42You shut your bitch mouth, or I swear I will kick you in the fucking tits.1:47Now that's fast relief.1:49Fuck yourself!1:52Thanks, Testamax.1:53Testamax, grow a pair.
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