Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHabitat For HumanityDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Mar 2009Two privileged friends get lost on the way to a Habitat for Humanity project, then dodge work, mock the donated lunch, and try to nap. Show transcript0:02Can I take a right here?0:06There's so many one ways I don't know how to drive in Minneapolis.0:15Get my phone out for the Google Maps here.0:19Do not tell me we are lost in downtown Minneapolis.0:21But that says we have to come and do some volunteer work, which means we have to go where poor people live.0:25You think we should be showing up in a 75,000 dollar car?0:27You think maybe you shouldn't be talking to me while I'm trying to find the poor people?0:30Just go back, forget the habitat.0:31Go build a habitat for humanity. Hey, my dad. We're probably like a thousand miles away from Bloomington.0:38Google Maps said it was 11 miles.0:40Shut up!0:41We should have taken the bus.0:42Oh, good idea. So when we go missing, the, the cops will be like, oh, there's a Lexus SUV.0:46That must be where Matt and Ross are around. Or they'll just be like, oh, there's a bus, no need for alarm, no need to look in that bus.0:53Uh, who0:54I guarantee we get carjacked.0:56Oh wait, wait, here it is.1:03Hey guys, uh, thanks for coming out. My name's Phil.1:05Sure.1:06And uh, you guys are?1:07I'm Ross.1:08Okay.1:08This is my friend Matt.1:09Right.1:11Uh, stop. I'm kidding. I'm Matt.1:15I'm Ross.1:15He's Ross.1:16Okay, uh.1:19All right.1:20Yes.1:23Okay. Oh, hey, uh, just in time to meet the homeowner.1:26Oh.1:27Humanity!1:28What's up, humanity?1:29Nice to meet you.1:30I love how their culture is so creative with names.1:32Their culture.1:33My culture?1:34Oh, no, no. Sorry, uh, there was a kid in my high school named Important.1:37Okay, okay.1:38What do you mean?1:39So, get to work.1:40What are you talking about?1:41All right. Come on.1:50All right, well, it's getting pretty close to lunch, but I'm pretty sure you two could finish something if you work together.1:57So how about you hang some curtains?1:58No.1:59Okay, how about there's an end table that-2:00Uh, no.2:00How about you2:01No.2:02Shut up.2:02The answer is no. We're more like supervisors.2:05Yeah, workmen usually don't have college degrees, so.2:08You're both wearing high school letter jackets.2:10Yeah, it's cold outside.2:11You don't get letter jackets from colleges.2:13You probably wouldn't know that. That's why you're a construction worker.2:16Why don't you grab a hammer, okay? We'll take care of everything else.2:19Um.2:21All right, everyone, keep it up. Hey, when's lunch?2:51Stop it, stop it, stop, stop, stop, stop. What, what are you doing?2:53Stop! What are you doing? What are you doing?2:56Well, I'm building a house. What are you doing?2:57I'm supervising.2:59Ooh.2:59I'm the su- I'm the supervisor. You're just hammering a piece of wood.3:03Yeah, I don't think the windowsills are going to make themselves, so.3:05You've completely ruined one of our window framing boards.3:08Ruined?3:09Does it look ruined to you?3:10Yes!3:12That guy told us to do it.3:14No, I didn't.3:18Liar.3:19He's a liar.3:19Shut.3:20Hey, when's lunch?3:23You've been here like 10 minutes.3:26This is super tiring.3:27Yeah. Doesn't it make you feel good to be doing stuff for poor people?3:30Hey, you guys, can you do me a favor?3:32We can't find Matt's chicken anywhere.3:35What are you doing?3:35Yeah, we needed one more chicken, and the macaroni salad is a little WARM.3:41Look, it's donated food for lunch, all right? Just3:43Dill pickle?3:43Just put it down. It's for everybody.3:45Dill pickle? Sick.3:47It's all donated food, all right? It's the best we can do.3:49Here's the best I can do.3:51What? After you clean that up, I'm gonna need you guys to get back to work.3:55You clean it up. No can do.3:56This is...3:59Nap.3:59What?4:01Is there any place I can nap around here?4:04No, you cannot nap here.4:06We have to be able to nap. That's illegal.4:08What you're saying is illegal.4:09This is someone else's home.4:12Look, why don't you go nap at your own place, all right?4:14Phil, I'll buy this house right now. Just don't tell humanity.4:17Don't buy this house. Yeah, sucks.4:20What?4:20Windowsills are all busted up. I actually have a better idea.
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