Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffConan On The EmmysDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jan 2010Conan O’Brien gets lost on his way to host the Emmys, stumbling through a subway, a closet, and a To Catch a Predator parody before the show. Show transcript0:05Thank you.0:06Are you headed to Los Angeles for the Emmys, Mr. O'Brien?0:09That's right, I'm hosting. It's my second time.0:12Are you nervous?0:14Nervous? What could possibly go wrong?1:20Dude, nice touch.1:23Thank God. Listen, you can help me. I gotta get out of here.1:27Hey, take a number, man.1:29No, not this guy. Let's go.1:37Hey, wait, I found something. It's a hatch.1:42Dude, you don't want to go down there.1:45I've got to get to the Emmys. You want to come with me?1:50Well, we weren't exactly invited.1:54But you won last year. Nothing makes sense anymore.2:19Hi.2:21God! Damn it, Tim.2:24No, I did not have Conan O'Brien fall through the ceiling.2:28Uh, all right. Okay, I just need someone to tell me, how do I get to the Emmys?2:33Wait, wait, wait!2:37Practice.2:49Pam is very attractive, no question. I mean, if I didn't have an award show to host, I could easily see having 2 or 3 seasons of will they, won't they sexual tension that ultimately go.3:02I'm gonna go. I should go, but I'm, I'm sorry.3:10Because you can't get anywhere without practice.3:14So.3:18Hello?3:18This is Chloe.3:20Hey, this is Conan. I need directions to the Emmy Awards.3:23Who is this? How did you get this number?3:26Chloe, listen to me.3:27Jack?3:28I'm on a hijacked subway car. I need you to get in touch with the president.3:31Tell him if I can't get access to the R3 satellite codes, millions of people will die.3:36Look, there is no time for chit-chat. I also want a reservation at a good Italian restaurant, West Hollywood, 10:30, 11-ish.3:43Chloe, what's going on?3:44Get off the phone, idiot.3:45Yeah, idiot.3:47I think she meant you.3:48I don't think so, Kiefer.3:50My name is Jack Bauer, now get off this line.3:53All right, Jack Bauer.3:56Sorry, Jack, I'm patching you through to the president now.3:59Kiefer.4:07Excuse me, can you help me?4:10Well, let's see now.4:14Epidermis pale, clammy. Subject could be anemic, possibly albino.4:22Grossly swollen cranium, probable macrocephaly. Lips thin, wormy, eyes beady.4:31Age 92 or 12.4:36Body awkwardly proportioned, no apparent muscular development.4:42Subject emitting an odor of burnt cheese.4:47But the genitals seem healthy. You are a woman, right?4:52I'm hosting the Emmys.4:55Oh, what a feather in your cap.5:07What the? Oh my God! What's happened to me?5:10Dude, get out of my room.5:12Ah!5:14Hey, hey, that's my closet.5:16Leave me alone.5:18Dad, Conan O'Brien won't come out of the closet.5:22What?5:25Mr. O'Brien, you need to come out of the closet.5:28Ah! There's someone else in there.5:34Bruce?5:41Hello? Anybody here?5:46I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Oh God. Okay, uh, not what you think.5:53Welcome to another edition of To Catch a Predator.5:57I'm looking for the Emmys. I'm hosting.5:59Hosting, that's what you call it.6:01Yeah, it's my, it's my second time.6:03So you've done this before?6:05Yeah, no, I did it one time, and I liked it, and I thought I should do it again.6:08Of all the predators I've met, this guy, screen name Cone Bone 69, is by far the creepiest.6:16This is kind of, you think it's6:20very easy to explain.6:21Explain it then.6:22Okay.6:31Ladies and gentlemen, the host of the 58th Primetime Emmy.
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