Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffTunnel Of RapeDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Feb 2009A man tries to steer his date away from a notorious neighborhood tunnel, but she insists they walk through it to prove it is harmless. Show transcript0:20It's great to give free bread. They got little things of parmesan on the table.0:34Rape tunnel.0:38Honey, where are you going?0:40Oh yeah, I'm sorry. We have to, uh, we have to take a little detour.0:44But you said you were going to take me to Trattoria Blanco, which is just up the street.0:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, but my neighborhood, you know, it's weird.0:51We got a lot of cul-de-sacs and one-way streets and stuff.0:55We're walking.0:57Um, yeah, my neighborhood also has, uh, the rape tunnel, so.1:03Rape tunnel? What the hell's a rape tunnel?1:06Um, it's this tunnel where, uh, where people get raped.1:13Raped.1:15Yeah, no one goes down that tunnel without getting raped, okay?1:17No one's even tried for years.1:20You have got to be kidding me.1:22I'm not, okay? I heard a guy took a wrong turn driving down there one time in a Mercedes.1:27He came out the other end in a Cherokee.1:31Oh my God.1:32Yeah, well, actually, it's kind of a nice little deterrent. Crime is too scared to come up into the rape tunnel neighborhood, so we're actually pretty secure here.1:39I'm sorry, you live in a rape tunnel neighborhood?1:42No, I live in the rape tunnel neighborhood. Didn't you see the signs when you were coming in?1:48Excuse me, I'm sorry, are you proud of this little fact?1:51Well, it's a cornerstone of the community, okay? It loans a type of street cred that you don't really get anywhere else, um, and I mean, imagine raising kids here.2:03Now, if you kids don't settle down, daddy's gonna send you to the rape tunnel.2:10Oh, I mean, Jesus, this thing was on Maxim's 100 weirdest places in America list.2:16You're serious?2:17Yes, I'm serious. It was right behind the Salton Sea and right before the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota.2:22Corn Palace!2:24Who would build something like this?2:26Hey, do not talk disparagingly about the rape tunnel. Okay, this is one of FDR's first big projects for the New Deal.2:34It created over 1600 jobs. It completely revitalized the town.2:39My grandpa and great uncle gave their blood and sweat to build that tunnel that no one ever walks through.2:45Now, I love the rape tunnel just as much as the next rape tunnel aficionado.2:50I just don't walk through it. Now, can we3:05I get, I get passionate about the rape tunnel.3:09This was supposed to be our special night, and and now all I'm hearing about is some stupid rape tunnel.3:14Is this a joke?3:15No, it's not a joke, okay? It's a very serious rape tunnel. Although, listen to this one, uh.3:22I want you to take me through that rape tunnel.3:27What?3:28I am not walking up that hill in these heels, and if you're such a man, you should be able to defend me in there.3:34Oh no, we shouldn't, uh, we can't. I- I mean, are- are you not listening to me?3:40Come on.3:41If you don't take me through that rape tunnel, I'm breaking up with you.3:54Okay.3:56Okay, let's... let's go through the rape tunnel.4:26See, honey? That wasn't so bad. Rape tunnel. That's just an old wives tale.4:33Yeah.
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