Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffhomeopathicDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up1Thumbs down0 Share2.4K views Jul 2009In a hospital parody, doctors treat an injured patient with diluted homeopathic remedies, crystals, and fortune-telling before he dies. Show transcript0:06What have we got?0:07RTA, broken arm, suspected internal injuries, severe contusions to the head.0:11I need to move fast. Put me a solution of Arnica Montana stat.0:14Strength?0:15One part in a million.0:16Are you sure? It looks serious.0:17You're right. We need to strengthen the dose. One part in 10 million.0:20On it, doctor.0:20Here you've got a tricky one.0:22Nothing we can't handle. Get me some wolfsbane, also known as monkshood, in here, and a whole tray of flower remedies.0:27Whoa, his chakras are fading. We need some crystals.0:30Yes, fetch me some purple tinted quartz.0:35Damn it, you're right.0:36Make that aquamarine quartz.0:38Cool.0:38Okay, he's stabilizing. Now, does anybody know what sort of car hit him?0:41A Blue Fort Mondeo, apparently.0:43Right, get me a bit of Blue Fort Mondeo, put it in water, shake it, dilute it, shake it again, dilute it again, do some more shaking, dilute it some more, and then put 3 drops on his tongue.0:51If that doesn't cure him, I don't know what will.0:53You should have a look at this, Simon.0:54What is it?0:55Don't think this poor chap's got long to live.0:57Why not?0:58His lifeline, very short.1:01His horoscope's not too clever either. Sagittarius. Brace yourself for a surprise.1:06Things are about to change for you.1:08Certainly are, unless... Wait.1:11What?1:12We could try drawing a bit more lifeline on with Biro.1:15It'll never work.1:16You got a better idea?1:18Let's see what happens.1:25Damn it.1:28Time of death, 3:34.1:33Ish.1:37Tough day, eh?1:38I just can't stand losing them.1:40It happens.1:41I don't know, sometimes I think a trace solution of deadly nightshade or a statistically negligible quantity of arsenic just isn't enough.1:48That's crazy talk, Simon. Okay, so you kill the odd patient with cancer or heart disease or bronchitis, flu, chickenpox, or measles, but when someone comes in with a vague sense of unease or a touch of the nerves or even just more money than sense,2:06we'll be there for them. Bottle of basically just water in one hand, and a huge invoice in the other.2:13I suppose you're right.2:15Now, another drink.2:17I need one.2:17Excuse me, two more homeopathic laccas, please.2:29Whoa, that's strong stuff.
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