Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow Easy Is It To Steal A Bike In New York During Rush HourDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.5K views Jun 2009A man uses bolt cutters, a hacksaw, and an angle grinder to remove a bike lock on a busy New York street while nearby pedestrians barely react. Show transcript1:01All right, so I'm approaching extremely suspiciously, like a shoplifter.1:09And snap.1:12And there's a lady like 2 feet away from me, not saying anything.1:22Just lighting her cigarette.1:33All right, and now I'm riding away in kind of a panicky mode, and I have bolt cutters in my right hand and a broken dangling lock.2:35I'll get on my bike with the hacksaw,2:39and2:41right away,2:43nobody gives a shit.2:49And, uh,2:55it's important that I don my safety equipment.3:00Don't want anybody getting hurt. Safety glasses to protect the eyes.3:09Ear protection.3:13Hand protection.3:19And my favorite method, the angle grinder,3:267 amp.4:09Hit me!4:13There's not a minute to spare.4:16Don't worry.4:29How you doing, sir? You can't be in this in an active way. So.4:34Going, going, gone. I dialed 911 a long time ago. Don't you see how late they're reacting?4:41They only come and they come when they wanna. Look at the more truck and then bombs are going up.4:46They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway. They treat you like an ace that can't beat the tray.4:50I know you stumble with no use, people. If your life is on the line, then you're dead today.4:55Latecomers with the latecomers stretching, that's a body bag in the skies, y'all, I'll bet ya.5:00I call them body snatchers 'cause they come to fetch you with an odd passive ambulance just to dissect you.5:04They help the team 'cause they swing amputations. Lose your arms and legs and then the compilation.5:09I can prove it to you, watch the rotation.
