Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSelf Defense Against Crack AddictsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.8K views Nov 2009A self-defense instructor gives absurd advice for thwarting muggers, using wrist control and a gun in scenarios ranging from an alley to a car trunk. Show transcript0:08Hi, I'm self-defense instructor Brett Caywood, and in this video I'm going to show you some real life self-defense techniques for real world situations you might encounter.0:20And my self-defense system has been tested in the only laboratory that matters, the streets.0:25Real life situation number 1, you're walking down an alleyway after work, you encounter a mugger, okay?0:31He wants crack, so he's going to put his arm on my shoulder in a typical mugger stance, okay?0:36Now, the first thing you want to do, step 1, get wrist control.0:40So I grab his wrist, I peel it back, okay? Now I have wrist control, I can kind of, do you feel that?0:45I'm kind of controlling where his body goes, okay? Step number 2, pull out your gun.0:50It's very important that you pull out your gun. Now that I have wrist control, I can kind of just move him around and take him where I want to go and evade being mugged.0:59I have complete control. No crack for you today, my friend.1:05Real life situation number 2. You're at a friend's house. He's having a barbecue.1:10He's mugging you, all right? He wants your money to buy crack.1:13So what's the first thing you're going to do? Wrist control.1:16All right, you got the wrist. Now do you feel that? Do you feel I'm kind of controlling your movements a little bit?1:19Because that's when I pull out my gun. All right, now he's afraid of my gun.1:23He's afraid my gun will shoot him in the head, so I have complete control.1:28Another mugging thwarted. Real life situation number 3. Your mugger's asleep in his own bed, and he's mugging you.1:36So what's the first thing you're going to want to do? Climb in through the window because he's probably locked his doors.1:42And then once you climbed in through the window, you're going to want to get wrist control, okay?1:45And it's going to be very easy to do because your mugger is sleeping.1:49So you just get wrist control and...1:53See, he can't mug me. The only crack he'll be having tonight is in his dreams.1:59Real life situation number 4, the most common one of them all.2:03Your mugger's in the trunk of your car. Her hands are bound.2:07She's mugging you. She's mugging you with her bound hands because she wants crack.2:11So what's the first thing you're going to do? Wrist control.2:14Get a little wrist control, and she can probably feel that. I'm moving her around, and then...2:21Complete control.2:23And then once you have control of her like that, you can just take her wherever you want to go in the trunk of your car, and then j-2:31Sounds like some, uh, sounds like some, uh, muggers are coming in police cars.2:36Let's get out of here, man. This gun's hot.