Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Fucking Shit My PantsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share12.2K views Jul 2009MatureGeorge Brett explains the time he accidentally soiled himself after eating some bad crab legs. Show transcript0:00Found them in both hands, right side.0:11Pardon.0:12To the left side.0:13I shit my pants last night.0:17I shit my pants last night. I did.0:21I shit my pants last night.0:25I shit my pants last night. I did. Fucking shit my pants. I had a great meal.0:32Just a great fucking meal. I had to go to the bathroom so bad.0:36Fucking shit my pants. I had a great meal. Just a great fucking meal.0:43I had to go to the bathroom so bad. Fucking shit, fucking shit my pants.0:47When was the last time you shit your pants?0:49Me?0:49Yeah. It's been a while?0:51It's been a long time.0:53I'm good twice a year for that.1:04I was in Vegas a couple years ago, staying at the Bellagio, and went over to the Mirage for dinner and met some friends of mine.1:10Went to Kokomo's. The guy brings out some fresh crab legs. He just came in, I got to give him to you guys.1:16I'm eating them, then we gamble. I'm walking back to the hotel, and all of a sudden I go, oh fuck.1:22And I'm standing here like this, I got my butt pinched so quick, I'm, I'm fucked, I can't move.1:26And I'm standing here like this, I got my butt pinched so quick, I'm, I'm fucked, I can't move.1:30And I'm standing here like this, I got my butt pinched so quick, I'm, I'm fucked, I can't move.1:35All of a sudden, you know, felt all right, I went just like this.1:41Water.1:41No way.1:42I had some food poisoning from the crabs.1:50I'm just standing there, and it's just running down, running down, running, running, running, running, running, running.2:02And, uh, I just start fucking walking. Every time I'm walking,2:06something's coming out.2:18I shit all over myself. I take off all my fucking clothes, just wipe off, leave my shoes, left my shoes, my pants, everything right there, the towels right there in the stall, right there,2:28the towels right there in the stall, right there, the towels right there in the stall, right there, the towels right there in the stall.2:34Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double tapered shit I've ever had in my life.2:39Most perfect double tape, most perfect, most perfect double taper, double double taper, perfect double tapered shit I've ever had in my life.2:45Double tapered shit.2:50Double tapered.2:53Double tapered. Double tapered.2:57Double tapered3:00ship. True story.3:05Who's the pitchers in this game?
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