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A Grouch named Spill O'Reilly parodies a cable news host, declaring Grouches hate everyone before arguing with Bill O'Reilly about his aggressive approach.
Show transcript0:01 Had a long line of esteemed anchors on Grouch News Network. Walter Cranky has been there, uh, Dan Rather Not, so I brought with me one of our anchors, Spill O'Reilly. 0:13 Spill O'Reilly. 0:15 How you doing there, Bill? 0:16 Whoa. 0:17 You know, Bill? 0:18 Yeah. 0:18 I got an answer for everybody that's upset about this whole thing. 0:21 Uh-huh. 0:21 You mind if I take the camera? 0:23 Go ahead. 0:23 Where's my camera? 0:24 Right here. 0:24 Take a- where am I? 0:25 Play right over here. 0:25 Right over here. Come here. Come close. OK, now this is my show, OK? 0:30 Welcome to the No Spew Zone. I'm Spill O'Reilly. Now lately, I know there's been some controversy over Grouches on Sesame Street making fun of Fox News, and I want you to know, as a proud, 0:43 dirty sock-waving Grouch, I can tell you this. We Grouches are totally unbiased. 0:48 We are fair and balanced, completely non-partisan. Because you want to know the truth about us Grouches? 0:55 This is it. We can't stand anybody! You all drive us crazy! 1:02 So what I got to say to everyone from every political persuasion in the nation is this: Scram! 1:08 Get out of here! Oh, and uh, remember, buy my new book, A Stinky Rotten Pile of Grouchiness. 1:16 It's out now, so uh, buy it or or don't. What do I care? 1:20 And now you're a little aggressive there. 1:22 Well, what do you mean? 1:23 You're like kind of in people's faces. 1:24 You think I'm in, you, are you saying I'm in your face right now? 1:27 A little bit. 1:28 Are you saying I'm right in your face? 1:30 Yeah. You know who you remind me of? 1:31 No. 1:31 Barney Frank. 1:33 Who's that? Is that a member of the Flintstones? Who is that? 1:36 All right, Spill, we're very flattered. You need a new tie and jacket, but otherwise 1:40 You think I'm, yeah. 1:41 okay with me. 1:41 It's, I need a new stylist. Can I borrow yours, Bill? 1:44 Absolutely. 1:45 I stained myself. 1:47 By the way, Sesame Street celebrating 40 years on the air, so congratulations to them. 1:52 It is a very worthy enterprise.