Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffI Need A GirlfriendDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share7.6K views Apr 2009A man shares his unique dating requirements in a very candid and unconventional video message. Show transcript0:01So this is a video to all the ladies. I, uh, threw some contacts in.0:05They're probably gonna be in for a good couple of months before I take them out or they fall out.0:10They'll probably get stuck to my eye before they fall out, though.0:13But, uh, yeah, I'm looking for a girlfriend. I just wanted to tell you I have a 6-inch penis.0:19It doesn't really matter, though, because you're probably not hot enough to get it up.0:22So if you go out with me, you can still fuck other guys. That's the way it works.0:27Uh, I'm bipolar and schizophrenic, so if you ever want to have kids, that's something that can totally be passed on to them.0:34Uh, I live with my parents. I have no job. I don't really look for a job because I have no motivation to.0:42Uh, my sole motivation in life to get a job is to smoke weed.0:46I want to get a job so I'll have money for weed, but if I had a girlfriend, I might want to get a job for my girlfriend, which, uh, that's kind of how it worked before.0:58Uh, yeah, I don't feel emotion. Please, please, uh,1:06inspire me to love you. I would love to feel love. Love would be cool.1:10Uh, yeah, I need a girlfriend. Uh, so yeah, anybody who, uh, thinks I'm hot, hit me up.1:22Uh,1:24preferably someone over 18. I'm 20, by the way, so I can't be dating no 14-year-olds.1:31Uh, I think the legal age in this state is actually 16, so, uh, if you live in Michigan and you're 16, I'll fuck you, uh, if I can.1:43Yeah. Um, hmm. Oh, my family's very, very rich.1:50Not my immediate family, but my uncle. So if you date me and we live together for quite some time, by the time we're 30 or 50 or 40 or 50, my uncle should die off.2:00We should get like a million dollars, which would be kind of cool, million dollars.2:06Uh, yeah. Uh, hit me up.
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