I Need A Girlfriend

So this is a video to all the ladies. I uh threw some contacts in. They're probably going to be in for a good couple of months before I take them out, or they fall out. They'll probably get stuck to my eye before they fall out, though. But uh yeah, I'm looking for a girlfriend. I just wanted to tell you I have a 6-inch penis. Uh it doesn't really matter though, because you're probably not hot enough to get it up. So if you go out with me, you can still fuck other guys, that's the way it works. Uh I'm bipolar and schizophrenic, so if you ever want to have kids, that's something that can totally be passed on to them. Uh I live with my parents. I have no job. I don't really look for a job because I have no motivation to. Uh my sole motivation in life to get a job is to smoke weed. I want to get a job so I have money for weed. But if I had a girlfriend, I might want to get a job for my girlfriend, which uh that's kind of how it worked before. Uh yeah, I don't feel emotion. Please, please, uh inspire me to love you. I would love to feel love. Love would be cool. Uh yeah, I need a girlfriend. Uh so yeah, anybody who uh thinks I'm hot, hit me up. Uh preferably someone over 18. I'm 20 by the way. So I can't be dating no 14-year-olds. Uh I think the legal age in this state is actually 16. So uh if you're living in Michigan and you're 16, I'll fuck you, if I can. Yeah. Um hmm. Oh, my family's very, very rich. Not my immediate family, but my uncle. So if you date me, and we live together for quite some time, by the time we're 30 or 50, or 40 or 50, my uncle should die off. We should get like a million dollars, which would be kind of cool, million dollars. Uh yeah. Hit me up.