Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffKing Of The Hill On AcidDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views May 2010After Dale's mower goes missing, he spirals into paranoia, climbs a tower with a gun, and demands its return while Hank tries to calm him down. Show transcript0:03Hi, my mower won't start. Mind if I borrow yours?0:06Almost turned over, didn't she?0:08Yeah, she was teasing me.0:11You didn't try to start it, Dale. There were no engine noises.0:18Can I borrow some gas?0:20Don't waste my gas.0:22Gas?0:22Gas.0:22Gas.0:25Now that.0:27That was my ass.0:37So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face,0:44lol.0:47Wait a minute, I know that engine.0:53Damn it, Dale.1:01Oh my God.1:04What does it say?1:05Nothing.1:11Boomauer, can I borrow your mower?1:13I tell you what, man, I'm gonna loan you my, my Monopoly set, man.1:16Come back in a moment, dang old top hat's gone, board- boardwalk, mustard stains on the boardwalk park place too, man, and they gonna mom come over and end up playing Stratego, man.1:29Yep.1:30Yep.1:32Mm.1:35Da da. I've been castrated, you know.1:39It is that, no, it's Dale on the new mower.1:45Say hello to the Allegro X9J, code named Redeemer, at the Mason Mower Skunk Works inside Mount Hood.1:5373 decibels, a twin barrel, four stroke war cry, all at a price I can't really afford.2:01Can I take her for a spin?2:03Nah.2:07That is a watertight seal. I can mow my lawn in a hurricane.2:13Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane, Bill?2:15I don't know.2:16You can't mow your lawn. Can you, Boomauer?2:19I tell you what, ma'am, deposit tracking going on, man, choke corn, man, loan you my man.2:25Corn.2:30Ah, almost forgot guy. I got Hank, can you mow your lawn in a hurricane?2:34Nope, didn't think so. Ha ha ha ha ha.2:49How do I know it's Jack Ruby's ass? Well, if I'm gonna spend money on it, I gotta know it's Jack Ruby's ass.2:58All right, what colors does it come in?3:05Next time it might not be a or.3:08Deal. Uh, this isn't how I wanted you to find out.3:12Get inside and start screwing my wife.3:15He's taking some of the fun out of this.3:26Yeah. What? Ye, ye, ye.3:56Hang on, my mower's gone. Somebody stole my mower. Tell me you saw something.4:02My renelzi and now the bellow.4:09The joke's always been on me. All my life, folks are always playing jokes on me.4:15And no wonder! It's mine!4:29Hey, kid. I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.4:48Dad's a thief.4:50Hank, Bobby tells me we have a new vehicle in the garage.4:55Hank.4:58Oh, he he he.5:00Uh, well, you see, see, see, see, see, see, see.5:06Bobby.5:06Sometimes things that are jokes seem a little mean, but they're actually funny.5:10Oh, I see.5:11No. Have you been sleeping, Dale?5:13Check it out. Uh, it's finally making sense. Oswald, Hurlum, Missy Knoll.5:21Eh.5:22That photo doesn't even look real, Dale.5:28Shouldn't you get some sleep?5:30Sleep?5:31Yes.5:31Slilz. This is where all the preparation pays off.5:40It's me.5:46Hank, it's Bill. He says Dale's gone crazy.5:49Huh?5:50I- I was in5:51Huh?5:51Dale's up in the tower. He's up there with a gun.5:58Mr. Grevel.5:59We have the tower surrounded. Put down your gun.6:08It's just a wall.6:20Yeah, that's right, Dale. Show moves.6:23I want my mower back.6:25Come on, man, what you doing up there?6:28Come on.6:29Boom hour, if I ever heard anyone reading a script, that was it.6:39Let me go up there. He'll listen to me.6:46Why don't you bring Mr. Sniper down, and we'll talk this over.6:49No.6:52Stay calm. If they were gonna shoot you, they'd have...6:54Vigilante!6:58Hank!
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