Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHalo All I Play OhDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Mar 2009A Halo parody song follows a player who brags about his skills, then gets repeatedly defeated in online matches and decides to play alone. Show transcript0:19Come to decide of the games that I tried were not enough to waste my time on.0:24I don't really see why you'd play COD and Fallout 3 felt so contrived.0:29Don't understand why you play Rock Band, 'cause it's just one game that I get high on.0:34Play it all the time, it's getting really fine, copied it to my hard drive.0:38Halo, this is all I play, oh.0:46I got my Halo, this is all I play, oh.0:56I always know when my ammo is low, and a fast reload's what I rely on.1:01On a killing spree, no one's as good as me, through the campaign, and I haven't died.1:06Come to believe that I'm better than Steve, when we play split screen, he gets his cry on.1:11No one's beating me, challenge is what I need, bad I would rule on Xbox Live.1:15Hello. This is all I play, oh.1:23One player, hello,1:27this is all I play, oh.1:33The more I talk, the taunts I throw, the more I let my ego grow.1:38Hello, whoa.1:47Conquered single player, so let's go online for Slayer, and we'll go toe to toe.1:56I'll obliterate you, and you'll see me desecrate you when I teabag you slow.2:06I'm a banshee lover, so you better run for cover, but there's nowhere to go.2:15Play on legendary, baby, I'm so good it's scary, man, you don't even know.2:24Oh!2:33Who would have known that I would get owned when I took my game on Xbox Live?2:38Sword made of energy, whoops, now it's killing me, 2 glowing blades are stuck inside.2:43Everyone here makes me cower in fear, maybe I should just go run and hide.2:47What a lousy spawn, don't know what's going on, my every kill has been denied.2:52Hello, this is all I play.3:00I suck at Halo. Listen what I say.3:10The more I play, the less I know, the more I realize I blow at Halo.3:18Whoa.3:24Getting good on Slayer, and it looks like single player set the bar way too low.3:33Now my fate is sealed, I've run out of bubble shield, and there's nowhere to go.3:43Losing on Valhalla to a geyser wielding malas 'cause I moved way too slow.3:52Run through with their blades, getting stuck with the grenades that explode with the glow.4:00I said, hey4:03yeah, ah yeah. There's my friends now.4:10Hey yeah, ah. Hey, yeah, aw, yeah.4:20Running from a bouncy up above, they always see me cruising slow down below.4:29Flounder on foundation, and I die on desolation where there's no carny holes.4:38Killed by a grenade from a kid in the third grade, well, he sounds 10 years old.4:47Reputation's shattered, but it kinda doesn't matter. From now on, I play alone.4:56I said, hey, aw yeah. Oh yeah.5:03I'm so dead now. Hey, oh yeah.
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