Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffKnock KnockDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.2K views Sep 2008A man turns a knock-knock joke into a series of alarming confessions, while his friend keeps interrupting the punchlines to take him seriously. Show transcript0:03Knock knock.0:05Brian. Knock knock.0:08A knock knock joke?0:09Yeah, come on, man, let's do it.0:12Okay, fine.0:14Knock knock.0:16Who's there?0:17I've been kind of thinking about killing myself.0:21What?0:22I said I've been kind of thinking about killing myself.0:25Are you serious?0:26What's your problem, man? You're supposed to say I've been kind of thinking about killing myself, who?0:30Wait, are you telling me a joke or telling me that you're thinking about killing yourself?0:34Well, I have been having all these dark thoughts lately. When I imagine my future, it's just this big empty hole of nothing.0:42But right now, I'm just trying to tell a joke. Knock knock.0:47You're making me kind of uncomfortable, man.0:49Whoa, buzzkill. What's your problem, guy? I'm just trying to tell you a joke, and you're acting like I'm trying to tell you that deep inside I really want to be a woman, and when I look at my naked body in the mirror,1:00my male parts make me sick.1:03Is that true?1:04Yes, I'm just trying to tell you a joke. Knock knock.1:09Okay, fine. Who's there?1:10If you say one more word, I'm gonna blow my brains out.1:14If you say one1:15I have a gun.1:19I do. I have a gun.1:22This isn't funny, man. Okay, so you don't like knock knock jokes, fine.1:27Check this one out. A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar, but there's no rabbi and no shaman, and it's actually my 8th birthday, and the priest is molesting me.1:40And the priest is my dad, and he's not a priest.1:47My dad molested me.1:52A lot.2:09Hey, this is Pete. Please leave a message.2:17Okay. Hey, listen, man.2:23Is there something you want to tell me?2:28Yes.2:30What?2:33It's called a joke.2:36God!2:37That is not a joke, man.2:38Well, maybe it would be if you weren't stepping all over my punchlines.2:44You're killing all my jokes, joke Hitler.2:47No, no, I'm not. I, I love jokes. I even love knock knock jokes.2:51Great. Knock knock.2:53You're missing the point.2:54Knock knock.2:55Fine, who's there?2:57I've been kind of thinking about killing myself.2:59I've been kind of thinking about killing myself, who?3:10I don't get it.3:20Szívemen.3:22Segítség! Segíts a lelkemen, fájdalmam végtelen.3:29Elborult az ég, segíts-
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