Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffDrunk Guy Buys Some BeerDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.5K views Oct 2009A man dances and sings along to club songs while standing at a convenience store counter, where he appears to buy beer in this security-camera clip. Show transcript0:03T-Pain. Young Joc.0:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.0:09Hey, hey, she snapped.0:14She snapped.0:16I'll snap. I'll snap. You can do it all by yourself.0:23Oh, baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you, let me buy you a train.0:29I'm T-Pain, you know me. I'm big music nephew Bowie.0:35I know the club close at 3. What's the chance of you rolling with me?0:41Back to the crib, show you how I live. Let's get drunk, get my weed in.0:47Some buy you train.0:51I'm gonna take you home with me. I got money in the bank.0:54Tell me what you make my bank. I be in the great Cadillac.0:58We in the bed life.1:02Oh,1:04we in the bed life. Oh, oh,1:10oh.1:11Talk to me. I talk fast. Let's talk money. I talk fast.1:17Corn juice ball, oh cliche, shorty got class, oh behave.1:23Let's get going, walk it out, just like that, that's what I'm talking about.1:29We don't have fun, you don't see, on that patrol you should get like me, I'm gonna buy you a drink.1:39I'm gonna take you home with me. I got money in the bank.1:42Tell me what you think about that. How we in the great Cadillac.1:46We in the bad life.1:52We in the bad life.1:58Won't you meet me at the bar? Respect big pimpin'. Tell me how you feel, mama, tell me what you sippin'.2:04A certified dime piece deserve Louis 1-3. 150 a shot, 3 for you and 3 for me.2:10I'm checking your body language, I love the conversation, and when you lick your lips, I get a tingling sensation.2:17Now we're both by tipsy, you say you're in the mood, all I need is about an hour, better yet, maybe 2.2:22Let me take you where I live, Ferrari switch gears. When I whisper in your ear, your legs hit the chandelier.2:29Passion through the sex all in the atmosphere. I'm gonna let T-Pain sing it so he can make it clear.2:34Come by your train.2:39I'm gonna take you home. I got money in the bank.2:46We in the bad light.2:52We in the bad light.2:59Let's get going, walk it out.3:05Now rock, rock, rock, rock. You can do it all by yourself.3:11Let's get going, walk it out. Now walk it out, make about it.3:15Oh, snap. Now rock, rock, rock, rock. You can do it all by yourself.3:22I'm by your train.3:27I'm gonna take it home with me. Throw your money in the bank.3:34We in the bed life.3:40We in the bed life.4:02Blame it on the losers, got you feeling losers. Blame it on the drunk, got you feeling gone.4:08Blame it on the a- a- a- a- on the home. Blame it on the...4:15She says she usually don't, but I know that she front, 'cause shorty know what she want, but she don't want to seem like she easy.4:26I hear you saying what you won't do, but you know we're probably gonna do what you've been feeling deep and fat.4:36Girl, what you drinking, gonna let it sink in here for the weekend, thinking we can be what we could be if we press fast forward.4:44Just one more round and you're down at door. Fill another cup, cup, feeling on your butt.4:49What? You don't even care. I was unaware how fine you was before my birthday, my birthday.4:57Blame it on the doozies that you can't lose.5:00Blame it on the drone, got you in the song. Blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol, blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol, blame it on the vodka, blame it on the Henny, blame it on the blue tap,5:12got you feeling dizzy, blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol, blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol.5:19Oopsie, she spilled some drink on me, and now I'm knowing she tipsy.5:26She put her body on me and she keeps staring me right in my eyes.5:31No telling what I'm gonna do. Baby, I would rather show you what you've been missing in your life when I get inside.5:41Girl, what you drinking? Don't let it stink in here for the weekend, thinking we can see what we could be if we press past four.5:49Chuck one more round if you're down on four and fill another cup up, feeling on your butt.5:55What, you don't even care, man. I was unaware. I'll find you once before my birthday, my birthday.6:02Blame it on the blues, got you feeling loose. Blame it on the drone, got you reading song.6:08Blame it on my a-a-a-a alcohol. Blame it on my a-a-a-a alcohol.6:13Blame it on the bike, blame it on the hitty. Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy.6:19Blame it on the a- a- a- alcohol, blame it on my deep pain. Girl, I know you feel good, just like you look.6:28Couple more shots, you open up like a book. I ain't tripping, 'cause I'm a read ya.6:32Shawty, I ain't tripping.6:34I just wanna please ya.6:35I'm gonna take a shot of the nouveau. Shawty, didn't you know?6:38It's going now, we can go and kick it like judo. You know what I mean.6:43Shawty got drunk, thought it all was a dream, so I made her say ah, ah.6:49Now she got her hand on my lips, got my feet all wet in my ride, all over my ride.6:56She looked me dead in the eye, eye. Then my pants got bigger, she already knew what to bigger, had her looking at her boyfriend like ah, ah.7:08Baby, don't you do. Got you feeling loose. Blame it on the drugs, got you cool.7:13Blame it on the al- a- a- alcohol. Blame it on the a- a- a- alcohol.7:19Blame it on the rock, blame it on the hitty. Blame it on the blue top, got you feeling dizzy.7:24Blame it on the a- a- a- alcohol. Blame it on the a- a- a- alcohol.7:30Now to the farmers popping bottles with their hitty in their cups, dreaming money ain't a thing if it ain't throw it up in the sky.7:37Hold your drinks up high. Now to my independent farmers who can buy their own bottles, if you're looking like a model when them broke fellas holler, tell them bye.7:48Hold your drinks up high. You can blame it on the booze, got you feeling loose.7:54Blame it on the drugs, got you reading songs. Blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol.7:59Blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol. Blame it on the vodka, blame it on the Henny.8:05Blame it on the blue top, got you feeling dizzy. Blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol.8:10Blame it on the a-a-a-a alcohol.8:25That that that that don't kill me, can only make me stronger.8:29I need you to hurry up now, 'cause I can't wait much longer.8:34I know I got to be right now, 'cause I can't get much stronger.8:38Man, I've been waiting all night now. That's how long I've been on ya.8:45I need you right now.8:50I need you right now.8:51Let's get lost tonight. You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.8:55Play secretary on the boss tonight, and you don't give a fuck what they all say, right?9:00Awesome to Christian and Christian Dior. Damn, they don't make them like this anymore.9:04I ask 'cause I'm not sure, do anybody make real shit anymore?9:09Bow in the presence of greatness, 'cause right now that has for sickness.9:13You should be honored by my lateness, that I would even show up to this fake shit, to go ahead, go nuts, go ape shit, sexy in my pastel on my vape shit, act like you can't tell who made this new gospel,9:25homie, take six, and take this, haters.9:28That that that that don't kill me can only make me stronger.9:33I need you to hurry up now, 'cause I can't wait much longer.9:37I know I got to be right now, cause I can't get much wronger.9:42Man, I've been waiting all night now. That's how long I've been on ya.9:49I need you right now.9:54I need you right now. I don't know if you got a man or not, if you make plans or not.10:00If God put me in your plan tonight, I'm tripping. This drink got me saying a lot, but I know that God put you in front of me, so how the hell could you front on me?10:09It's a thousand yous, there's only one of me. I'm tripping, I'm caught up in the moment, right?10:14Right. This is Louis Vuitton dine night, so we gonna do everything to con light.10:18Heard they do anything for a Klondike. Well, I'll do anything for a Blomdike, and she'll do anything for the limelight, and we'll do anything when the time's right.10:28Uh, baby, you're making it.10:31Oh.10:32Not, not, not that that don't kill me, can only make me stronger.10:37I need you to hurry up, man, 'cause I can't wait much longer.10:41I know I got to be right now, 'cause I can't get much wronger.10:46Man, I've been waiting all night now. That's how long I've been on ya.
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