3K views Dec 2009
A man in a meadow performs awkward interpretive dances as a lute-playing companion follows him through a surreal parody of the 1980s song “Safety Dance.”
0:10 I skip through a meadow, Mister follows right behind. See him play the lute in a silly little suit, and you think this is my best side. 0:20 Now I'll point really badly, indicating we must go. Now I'll shake my head and scream in your face, and I'll race you to the crazy hoe. 0:30 I'm insane. 0:39 When I wave to you smile, like you're whacked out of your mind. 0:43 Now, little man, jump as high as you can. Well, that's not very high. 0:48 Say, I feel kind of funny as I watch you bounce around. Did I take LSD? 0:54 Why else would I be hanging out with this little clown? 0:58 There's a dog, here's a fence, are you still following me? Look at that, holy crap, definitely LSD. 1:07 Watch me now as I do a really bad interpretive dance. Gotta say, this is weird, even porn 8 is banned. 1:18 Make a giant S, now another S, and that spells SS. 1:35 Now it's just getting greener, a Renaissance fair from hell. 1:40 I'm ready, little friend, for this video to end. It's not going very well. 1:45 What's the deal with the chickens? What's up with this stupid pole? 1:50 Let's go find the director and tear him a new corn hole. 1:54 Oh no, it's getting worse, medieval puppet show. Crazy hoe, giantess, wipe the midget on the ass. 2:04 Maybe if I clap my hands, all of this will go away. 'Cause even for an 80s band, this is getting really gay. 2:14 Now I turn my back, now I puff and smack. He's gonna whack some ass. 2:21 So whack the midget's ass. 2:24 Yes, the midget's ass. You missed the midget's ass. Yah! Gonna make you little clown. 2:31 Watch me jump up and down. More bad interpretive dance. I bumped out the blind class. 2:38 Midget roll on the grass. Random images fast. 
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