Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffHow Not To Get A KissDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Nov 2008A man uses a fake drowning and an increasingly elaborate story to try to get a woman to kiss him, then finally asks her directly. Show transcript0:02Jen, Jen, Jen, it's Brian. He almost drowned.0:07Oh my God!0:07What happened?0:08Shut up. Look, we're going to need your lifeguard skills. You have to give him mouth to mouth.0:12I was never a lifeguard.0:14What?0:14I was. I was a lifeguard.0:16Uh.0:17Hey, hey, you know what? I think I'm fine. Just, you shouldn't touch him.0:20Um, we should go.0:21Yeah.0:26Evening, folks. A little late for a joy ride, don't you think?0:30Excuse me, officer?0:31Ma'am, I'm detecting the presence of alcohol.0:33Well, we're both 21, so it0:35Sir, I'm gonna ask you to shut the fuck up. Ma'am, please step out of the car.0:39I'm gonna want you to breathe into this breathalyzer, and it's not so much a breathing as it is a sucking, licking, and cooing action.0:48Wait, wait a second. Don't you need a warrant for this type of thing, Nick?0:55God damn it.0:57Lady Jennifer, Lady Jennifer, oh, thank goodness.0:59How did you get in here?1:00A kindly bridge troll granted us passage.1:03I tried to stop.1:04Silence, bridge troll! Lady Jennifer, I've happened upon an enchanted frog prince.1:08He's fallen under Moloch's spell, and if he doesn't receive a kiss by dawn, then all hope will be lost.1:13Hey guys, stop it! Brian, if you really want to kiss Jen, just ask.1:19You don't have to trick her. She's really dumb, she'll probably do it.1:25Jen, will you kiss me?1:27Okay.1:32I just came.1:33So did I.
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