1.5K views Nov 2008
A clueless salesman pitches instructional tapes for mastering the Internet, showing off awkward searches, online chatting, virtual travel, and business tips.
0:00 The Internet. 0:03 You can use it for work, play, or just to explore. Do you wish you knew how to use the Internet? 0:12 Well, now you can become a master of the Internet. 0:22 Hi, I'm Dale Kessenigan, Jr. Did you know that in a matter of months, not only will all your friends and loved ones and neighbors have the Internet, they will have mastered it. 0:32 Do you want to be left behind when they all go to technology heaven? 0:36 I didn't, and that's why I bought my videos, and so should you too. 0:40 It's the Internet. Anything's possible. 0:44 You can use the Internet for sports scores, chatting with women, doing taxes, football scores, chatting with men about football, Egyptian literature, electronic M's. 1:00 You can find out literally anything while using the internet. 1:04 Go ahead, ask me something. 1:06 What's the capital of Dallas? 1:08 I'll use the help of the internet to give you an answer. 1:33 73 degrees, with the lows of 42. 1:38 And it only took 10 minutes. 1:43 Using the internet, you can take a virtual vacation. Let's go to the tallest place on Earth, the Twin Tower World Trade Center buildings in New York, New York, USA. 1:57 Whoa, I can see my house from here. 2:04 Mastering the internet, you will become a master. 2:09 Order today. 2:13 Let's chat about chatting. Terms like ASL, that stands for age, sex, location. 2:22 That's good, but I can do them one better. I like to use ASL pound sign Z. 2:29 That's age, sex, location, apartment number, and zip code. Here's mine. 2:36 There are over 10,000 people using the internet every day, and in the next decade, that number is expected to go up by 50%. 2:47 Although no one can make money on the internet, my tapes will show you how to integrate it into your business plan. 2:54 How many videos do you want? All of them? 2:59 And so should you. You'll master the internet or my name's not Dale Kesteneken Jr. 3:05 Use your shopper's charge. We also take cash and COD. 3:10 Order today. 
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