Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMastering Seduction With AliasDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.7K views Aug 2009A shy man hires a pickup coach who teaches him to insult women, leading to an awkward date, a revealed scam, and a chaotic intervention. Show transcript0:14New York City. The women here are unbelievable, but what am I ever going to do about it?0:19I mean, I get so nervous anytime I even get close to asking women out in public, even if I have a great opening.0:25Oh my God, you would not believe the day I've had. Everything's gone wrong.0:28Look, I know I don't know you. I know it's a little awkward, but do you think you could just buy me a drink?0:42This is crazy. I need to learn to meet women. I need to get out of my shell.0:48I need...0:52The Helios. Alias.0:59Okay, so I called this guy Alias, and I signed up for his program.1:03It costs 1500 dollars, but he guarantees that his students can meet any woman and have sex with her or get your money back.1:09So what have I got to lose?1:14What's up, David? I'm Alias. Are those your clothes?1:16Yes.1:17No.1:19First off, we only concern ourselves with 9s and 10s, got it?1:229s and 10s, got it.1:24Now just remember, beautiful women have guys coming up to them all day long telling them how beautiful they are, right?1:29Right.1:29So what we do is deny them our approval homes, that way we make them dependent upon us for it.1:33Ah, it seems so complicated. Ah!1:37Check master.1:42Great hair.1:44Uh, thanks.1:45Looks silky as shit.1:47Whatever.1:50Is it real?1:52What?1:52What, you buy it? It's a weave? Horsehair? Dumb cheap hooker.1:57Who are you?2:14Get lost.2:15Call me.2:16Doubt it.2:18Here. Here.2:24See anyone you like? How about her?2:28Go.2:29Just go?2:30Step up to get your rep up, dude.2:33All right.2:38Hey.2:39Hi.2:43Uh, so I see you're buying jackets.2:45Yeah, I like jackets.2:47Well, that may be true, but uh, these ones are too small for you.2:51You've uh, got a few extra pounds.2:53What?2:54Yeah, you're kind of a fat, chunky bitch. Too many pounds.3:09I'm just so excited. That gorgeous woman I met in the store is coming over for a date tonight.3:15Oh!3:19Hello, Wayne.3:21Hello, shithead.3:27David, there's something I have to tell you.3:29Your hair smells like the carpet in the hallway of an apartment building where old Russian people live.3:32Oh my God.3:37David, please just listen to me.3:39No, you look so stupid. Can you even read?3:41Oh God, save me.3:45I'm gonna go to the bathroom, and I'm gonna put in my diaphragm, and then I am gonna fuck your brains out.3:52Yeah, yeah, yeah!3:59Hey, is this your phone?4:02Alias?4:05Oh, oh, I tried to tell you.4:08You've been working with Alias the whole time?4:12It's just a scam.4:13No, no, no, no, it was at first, but then I really started to like you.4:17Oh, get away from me.4:19Oh no, David, please don't run away from your own house.4:32Excuse me, are you okay?4:34Better than you with that problem skin of yours.4:53You're an alcoholic. Let me hear you say it.4:57I'm an alcoholic!4:58And now we're going to lock you up for a couple Months in a treatment center in New Mexico.5:02First, just give me a kiss to celebrate.5:25Thank you, God, for the life. Yeah.
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