Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffEvite MasterDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.7K views Apr 2009Craig coaches Darren to write a bold, over-the-top reply to a co-worker's birthday Evite, and his risky message earns him a date. Show transcript0:00He's the Evite master. He's a guest list master.0:12Good news! You got invited to your hot co-worker's birthday party.0:16Bad news, now you have to come up with a witty and clever Evite reply.0:20The pressure's on, Darren. Can you feel the pressure?0:26Craig, it's just an Evite reply. It's not a big deal, man.0:32Damn it, Darren, get a hold of yourself and let the Evite Master do his thing.0:43Watch and learn, suckers. All right, pink background, all right, with Fiesta theme, interesting choice.0:50Uh, I wouldn't do it, but only a couple of replies. Okay, that should buy us some time.0:54Remember, only losers reply early.0:58Craig, I've got a lot of work to do.1:00Yeah, you sure do, you know, because the key is to be witty and sexy.1:04It's got to be swexty.1:06Honestly, I don't even know if I'm gonna go.1:12No! I will not let you be a maybe. Maybes are losers.1:19Don't you want to get laid with Lindsay?1:21Maybe.1:22Then let's step into her mind. Come one, come all to Lindsay's rockin' 25th B-day extravaganza.1:31Do the robot, eat some tabbouli, and pound tequila with yours truly.1:37Oh, this girl's a slut.1:38No, she's not! Stop reading into this! It's just an Evite reply.1:44God, don't we have enough ways to judge each other online already?1:49You know, we're, we're supposed to have these really impressive Facebook, Twitter, and LinkedIn accounts.1:55When will the madness stop? Look, you can call me simple, but I really don't think anyone's getting laid or not laid on the basis of their Evite replies.2:13Happy birthday, exclamation point, exclamation point?2:17Yeah!2:18Oh! Oh God!2:21Never send a boy to do a man's job.2:29I'm always a plus one, baby.2:32You know, you're a prick, Craig.2:36Okay, go Lindsay, it's your birthday, and we're gonna party like it's 19 Lindsay 9.2:42I'm gonna bring my lucky drinking liver. See you in Crumpface Valhalla, bitches!2:48Exclamation points!2:50Please do not hit send.2:52Booyah!2:55I am not going to that party.2:56You are that party. Hi, Lindsay.2:59Lindsay, uh, hey, hey, look.3:01Um, Darren, I saw you replied to my Evite, and uh, ugh, how do I say this?3:07I like your style. See you Friday night, tiger.3:14My work here is done.3:26I rock high to your evite. I rock high to your evite. I'm getting high on your evite.3:33Rock one with my evite. Getting high with my evite. I'll do your invitation.3:41I evite you back to my layer where I will reply.3:51Craig's not invited.
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