Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMcdonalds RapDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Jun 2009A man raps about driving to McDonald’s for breakfast and lunch, rattling off menu items while defending his love of fast food. Show transcript0:07Sitting on the couch with the Morning Post, with a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast, thinking I'm gonna change it up, man, that's always fun.0:15What you reckon, Rams? A McDonald's run. So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend.0:20Yo, I found a five.0:21Man, that's Canadian.0:22How about a loonie, a toonie, a spoon of the goonie? Oh, it's 10.25.0:27Dude, you gotta move, G.0:28Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor. Speed limit 25, but I'm doing 34.0:33I'm going drive-thru style, man, it's fast express. You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness.0:39Roll up to the teller fellow with a minute to spare. Frenchy with the headset, can I take your order?0:44A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son. A McMuffin, then be stuffing muffins up in my trunk.0:49Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man, I can't decide her. All's I know is hit them things with that your mama.0:55How about an egg fajita for some Texas flavor?0:57No drama, but my mama wants a breakfast bagel. Don't forget my number 4, there'll be hell to spend, and I want them eggs poached like an elephant.1:05Frenchy back on the line.1:07Is that all your order?1:08No, it no, it ain't, fool. I want a Coca-Cola. Get my cup of Coke and I'm gonna start a riot, 'cause on the cup lid, dude, depress the diet.1:16Check his shirt tag and I catch the name. Brian, I ain't trying to drink aspartame.1:22Sitting on the couch about an hour later, picking at a pouch of some now and laters.1:27Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch. Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch.1:32It just takes 2 bucks and I get what I need. 2 beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese.1:38Super sized, he said he's had enough of it, but how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?1:43If you never had McDonald's, heck, well, dude, you should. It's a party like a party, except the food is good.1:48Just don't get a large number 2, I plead with you, friend. It'll be a large number 2 when you see it again.1:54Enter the store, first you holler, then you pick a couple items off the dollar menu.1:594 hot McNuggets, dessert with custard, mix the sweet and sour with a squirt of mustard.2:04Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce. Pain ain't a pain, they take cash or credit.2:10Want a water, you can pay up there for spring or get the free Grimace Cup.2:13How embarrassing. They say you're playing with the cardiac arrest, my boy.2:17Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy. Now I'm gonna have a milkshake, but before you rant, it's made of shamrocks, now that's a plant.2:26People say it's bad, but I don't believe them. McDonald's is peace, man, just ask Tom Friedman.2:31Mama catch me with a zine and she's screaming stop. Don't you worry, mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc.2:38You know how I used to be scared of you until still.
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