Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffBallin At McdonaldsDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2K views Jan 2009A man celebrates his raise by ordering nearly everything on McDonald's dollar menu for $7.47, then brags about becoming a dollar menu millionaire. Show transcript0:00Hey, what's up, y'all? This is your boy. Some of y'all know me as Mr.0:03Shot City, Mr. Chicago, Mr. Capri sitting on 24s. Some of y'all might know me as Mr.0:09Suburban, Mr. 630. I'm, yo, but now you've been to know me as something else.0:14Hold on, just to verify, I am in the suburbs. I live this shit.0:18The yellow fire hydrant, the green grass, and the Remax Suburban.0:23Yeah, baby, that's suburbs right there. So look, we at McDonald's right now.0:26A lot of y'all don't know, let me explain. Your boy got a raise, man.0:29I'm making 7 dollars and 63 cents an hour, so now you can refer to me as Mister 763.0:35I'm getting ready to do something that's never been done. I looked it up on Google, I looked up on McDonald's, I looked it up on YouTube, MySpace.0:42This has never been done. I'm getting ready to buy everything on the dollar menu.0:46That's right, I'm getting ready to be a dollar menu millionaire.0:49And McDonald's, if I see y'all trying to copy this and use it for commercial, I swear I'll sue you.0:54That's on everything. Oh, one more thing to the lady at Verizon.0:57Thank you for hooking me up with the phone. You're on my MySpace.1:00Thank you so much. Hold on, hold on. Hell no, hold on. Fuck this dude.1:03Hold on. Hold on, dude. I gotta get in here. Oh, whoa. Back it up, motherfucker.1:07Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up. Okay, here we go, man.1:09Everything on the day. Here we go. This is real talk right here, real celebration right here.1:18Uh, hello.1:19Hi, can I help you?1:20Hey, what's up, man? Hey, look.1:21Hey, what up, man? What up? Hey, you know we got Big Mac 2 for 3?1:24Hey, man, nah, nah, I'm finna do something like never been done before, man.1:28Not before you want that with cheese, though?1:29Nah, nah, nah, I'm about to do something that's never been done before, man.1:33Oh, oh.1:34Hold on, hold on, hold on. I want everything on the dollar menu.1:37You want everything?1:38Everything on the dollar menu.1:40Oh, snap.1:42Everything. I want a double cheeseburger, no cheese, small fries, 2 pies, a parfait, a apple dipper, 3 cookies.1:51Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.1:53Everything on the dollar. This is YouTube right here, man. Make this good, man.1:57This is YouTube and MySpace, man. Never been done.2:01You want a double hamburger?2:02Right, the double hamburger, the small fries, the 2 pies, the parfait, the apple dippers, the McChicken, the small soft drink.2:12Make that an orange with no ice, please.2:15A who?2:16A small orange high C with no ice. Yeah, then2:20I ain't got no, uh, parfait.2:22All right, that's cool, man. That's cool. It's- it's all good.2:24A side salad. Yeah, that's- that's everything on the dollar menu.2:28How much is that, dude? Tell everybody on YouTube how much that is?2:32747.2:34747? Oh shit. Yo, it's nothing though. I make 763 an hour, dude.2:38That's like 1 hour of work. I'm coming through.2:42I told, yo, I told y'all, yo, I keep, yo, I'm too real with this.2:45I'm too real with you, YouTube. You've never seen this before, man.2:49Hold on, man. Hold on, hold on.2:53Well, I ain't gonna put your face on camera, dude. Hold on. Damn, shit.2:57What the hell is you doing?2:58This is YouTube, man.3:00YouTube.3:00I'm about, yo.3:01Oh.3:02What, you wanna say what's up to everybody?3:04No, no, no.3:06Hey man, hit 'em with that plastic, man.3:07Hey, what up? It's your boy Rick, AKA known as JB, you know, doing the big up in the McDonald's up in Glen Ellen.3:16Y'all come back, we got the Max 2 for the 3, 2 for the 89 cent soft drinks.3:22Hey, I'll let your boy, all right?3:23Swipe the card, man. Damn, man, you taking up all camera time.3:28Drive through time.3:29All right. Thank you, man. All right.3:31All the best.3:31Yeah. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, that nigga was a little too happy to be working at McDonald's.3:36What the fuck? Nigga just swipe the goddamn card and stop chit-chatting like a motherfucker.3:41It's all good. Now we just... Hey, it's your boy Shot City. Hey, Shorty, real talk, have you ever seen anybody come to McDonald's and buy everything on the dollar menu?3:51Never! Y'all, I'm telling y'all, I'm a dollar menu millionaire.3:55Can you say dollar menu millionaire?3:58Nope.3:58Come on.3:59Dollar menu millionaire.4:00Hell yeah! What's up? Oh, what's up? What up, Lupe? Hi.4:04Hi.4:04How many, uh, chocolate cookies?4:06You ain't got no chocolate cookies?4:07One chocolate and orange.4:08One of chocolate. Okay, well then throw it in the bag. It's all good, man.4:13That's everything I ordered?4:15Yes.4:15For sure? Man, Dollar Menu millionaire. Do you like these wheels?4:21Thank you.4:22Do you like these wheels? These wheels?4:26Okay, thank you. She don't speak not no damn English. All she knew was McDonald's fries and parfait.4:33Yo, man, it's your boy. I kept it real. I celebrated. I bought everything on the fucking Dollar Menu, man.4:38Holla at me, man. Mr. Shot City Chevy Caprice, you know the deal.4:44It gets no better than this, man. Holla at your boy. One.
2:49
1:21
10:53
2:28
2:41
5:02
3:17
1:58
3:37
3:45
0:28
1:05