1.6K views Mar 2009
A man asks a government official for funding to develop his silly walk, but the Ministry instead offers him a research fellowship in the Anglo-French walk.
0:01 Time, please. 0:02 Nice, I hear. Thank you. 0:05 Yeah. 1:12 Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my, uh, my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather long. 1:22 Now then, uh, what was it again? 1:24 Well, sir, I- I have a- a silly walk, and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it. 1:30 I see. Uh, may I see your silly walk? 1:32 Yes, 1:55 that's it, yes. 1:56 Mm-hmm. It's not particularly silly, is it? 2:00 I, I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all, and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. 2:05 Yes, but I think with, with government backing, I could make it very silly. 2:09 Mr. Pudi, the very real problem is not of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of City is no longer getting the kind of support that it needs. 2:18 You see, there's defence, social security, health, housing, education, city walls. 2:22 They're all... But last year, the government spent less on the Ministry of City than it did on national defence. 2:33 Now we get 348 million a year, which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. 2:42 Coffee? 2:43 Yes, please. 2:44 Uh, Mrs. Two Lumps, would you bring us in two coffees, please? 2:47 Yes, Mr. Teabag. 2:50 Out of a mind. Now, the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step, while the Israelis have fa- Ah, here's the coffee. 3:07 Thank you, lovely. 3:14 You're really interested in city walks, aren't you? 3:16 Oh, rather. 3:17 Well, take a look at this then. 3:54 Mr. Beauty, 3:56 I'm not going to be swerves with you. I'm going to offer you a research fellowship on the Anglo-French city walk. 4:02 La marche futile? 
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