Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffMost College Males Admit To Regularly Getting StokedDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.4K views Dec 2009A faux news panel debates whether college men are getting too stoked over everyday events, then one guest's enthusiasm escalates on live TV. Show transcript0:10I'm Juliana McCaddis, filling in for Clifford Baines, who is playing Trivial Pursuit with his neighbor Gene.0:15A recent report from the Shuttleworth Institute shows for the first time that more than half of college-aged males say they regularly get stoked.0:22Are young people ignoring the dangers of being stoked?0:25Yes, kids as young as 17 or 18 are getting stoked over things as simple as snowboarding or finding 10 dollars in their pants pocket.0:32I think that's0:32It's not safe.0:32Horrifying.0:33It's dangerous and annoying.0:34I really think this is all being blown out of proportion. I mean, so what if a young man buys a pair of sunglasses, gets a little stoked, and then gives out a bunch of high fives?0:42What is the harm in that?0:43Duncan, have you ever seen anyone who's stoked?0:45Yes, I have.0:45They're like, dude, dude, try these nachos.0:48Oh.0:48That's just irresponsible.0:50Yeah, one minute you're getting all stoked up about a weird looking tree, and then the next minute you're chest bumping with some dude where both of you break your sternums and you're on your way to the emergency room.0:59No, but I mean, getting stoked is as big a part of growing up as living large or getting weirded out.1:04But there was an incident at the University of Michigan last year where a college sophomore became so stoked after finding his favorite sweatshirt behind a chair at his friend's house that he remained stoked for 52 hours.1:14That was a frightening story. I mean, apparently he was just telling everyone he was so stoked about finding it and then saying fucking yes, fucking yes, fucking yes.1:22But the situation was he thought he had lost it. I mean, you would be just as stoked if that happened to you.1:27I would absolutely not be that. Don't give me that.1:30Former BMX biker Ty Lindgren just wrote a confessional novel about being stoked during much of his career.1:36He wrote, every day was just one big fucking trip. I was just so stoked to be on the professional BMX circuit.1:43And now he's dead.1:44He is?1:45Oh my God.1:46Well, I assume he is.1:47Duncan, I know personally that the effects of getting stoked can last a lifetime.1:50When I was young and I had a great, great day at the beach, and I got really stoked, and that evening I got this.1:56Oh.1:58It's a sweet sun.2:00Guys, come on. They're, they're very normal people who get stoked from time to time, and their lives are fine.2:05People just don't want to be told everything is so tight over and over and over.2:08Nancy, don't hate, man.2:09I'm just telling you how it is, fool.2:11Okay, all right, how about this? How about this? I'm stoked right now.2:13Oh.2:14Now?2:14I feel great. I'm stoked.2:15Sucking you're stoked?2:16Yeah!2:17Stoked.2:17And you know what? I'm getting more stoked because I'm on TV, right?2:21Fuck yeah, man!2:22My God!2:23This shit rules!2:24Rule!2:25Would somebody call 911?2:28I've never been so afraid in my life!2:30Fuck!2:31God!2:31Boo!2:32This is ridiculous.2:32Boo!2:32This is awful.2:34Where my fucking homies at?2:35God.2:36Pull me out, Shorty!
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