Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffStar Wars Vs Star TrekDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Nov 2008A sci-fi parody pits Captain Picard's Enterprise against Darth Vader's forces, as the crews trade threats, scan weapons, and fire on each other. Show transcript0:05Captain, I'm sorry to disturb you.0:08Yes, number one, what is it?0:09An incoming message, code 47, sir.0:13Is there any nudity in it? Any nudity? No. Type it through.0:20This is an emergency communique. Proceed with voice print identification.0:27Picard, Jean-Luc, Captain, USS Enterprise.0:31Voice print verified.1:00Captain, we are being probed.1:03What is the source of the probe?1:05A ship. It is on an intercept course.1:19They'll be in range of our tractor beam in moments, Lord.1:22Good. Prepare the boarding party and set your weapons for stun.1:26Yes, my Lord. Lieutenant.1:28Yes, sir.1:29The plans will soon be back in our hands.1:32They are now locking lasers on us.1:36Lasers?1:37Lasers.1:40Lasers?1:40Yes, sir.1:41Lasers can't even penetrate our navigation shields, don't they know that?1:45Regulations do call for yellow alert.1:48Hmm, very old regulation. Well, make it so, number one.1:58Mr. Data, scan for defenses.2:00Armaments consist of laser cannons and 39 cobalt fusion warheads with magnetic propulsion.2:06Defensive shield output is 4.3 kilojoules.2:09Feeling frequencies open.2:11Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?2:16I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise, and I see no reason why I should answer to you.2:24Several transmissions were beamed to the ship by rebel spies.2:27How interesting.2:28I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.2:31Your unannounced appearance might have unfortunate. It would be an awful shame if your ship were damaged due to some misunderstanding.2:41What do you mean?2:42In every measurable sense, my enterprise is far superior. But we are on a purely scientific mission.2:49You have no reason to interfere with us.2:50I'm not so surprised you weren't on any mercy mission. You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.2:58We'll have to destroy them ship to ship.3:00Yes, sir.3:06Fire.3:17No battle damage.3:19All systems seem functional, Captain. Everything is in perfect order.3:375 torpedoes.3:48You enjoyed that.3:50You're damned right.3:57Captain, they are hailing us.4:14Sir. Sir.4:29On screen.4:33Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.4:36The ability to destroy a ship is insignificant next to the power of the Force.4:42They're no match for the Enterprise.4:44I find your lack of faith disturbing.4:58All too easy.5:08Commander, tear the ship apart as if you found those plans, and bring me the passengers.5:12I want them alive.5:25To hell with our orders.5:28There goes another one.5:29Hold your fire. There's no life forms. It must have short circuited.
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