Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSmbc The Blind DateDula TVFunny videos since 200800Share1.3K views Apr 2010In this SMBC sketch, a woman goes on a blind date with three men who share one mind, but their awkward dating routine quickly falls apart. Show transcript0:20So, um, which of you is Steven?0:23We are all Steven.0:24Uh.0:24We are a hive mind. We share sensory input and memory instantaneously.0:28I feel like that's something you should have mentioned in your profile. I've never dated a hive mind before.0:35That is racist.0:36Well, well, I'm not a racist. I totally have ethnic friends.0:40Then let the date commence.0:42Okay, yes, date, yes.0:43Current weather conditions are favorable.0:46Yeah, it was supposed to rain today, but0:47Small talk complete.0:48Engage self-deprecating biography.0:50I have an engineering degree, which means I'm really smart but do nothing all day. Ha, ha, ha.0:56Yes, but our income is significant.1:00Okay, well.1:01Value demonstrated.1:03Engage topic she likes to talk about.1:05Your profile says you're a linguistics major. That must be fascinating.1:09This is sort of... Well, yeah, it is fascinating, but I wasn't planning on talking here a lot, but1:15Listening complete.1:16Uh.1:17Begin second date approach maneuver.1:19I have had a wonderful time.1:21Wait, second date? I'm sorry, your OK Venus profile said you were into casual encounters?1:29We perceive this environment as casual.1:31It means sex. I was planning on doing this one, but, but I guess I have a king-sized bed, so...1:39We are looking for a nurturing, long-term relationship.1:41Our last significant other made us feel bad about our appearance after we put out too readily.1:46Engage self-pity.1:48Why do we always choose the bad ones?1:50Hey, I'm sorry. I don't mean to come across as shallow. I- I think there's something really special here, Steve.1:56Our name is Steve. It is singular.1:58Right. Can't you feel the spark between me and you and you and you and- and also you?2:10We do not wish to appear uptight.2:13She's not interested in us. She's just hive curious.2:15You do not know that.2:16I can tell.2:17So, do I have to sleep with all of you? I mean, don't get me wrong, I like the fact that you're three quarters male, but number one is a weak link here. I have to say, you guys could do a lot better.2:28We're not one of those Hollywood hive minds.2:30This is just like with Barry.2:32Engage sadness.2:35Look away. I don't want you to see me cry.2:40Oh, hey, my friend just texted me, and she was in a car wreck and exploded.2:47Then how did she text you?2:49Oh, my phone is ringing. Hello? I heard you exploded.2:54Emergency. Engage witty banter.2:57We are the best thing for you, for.3:00No, no, that was cheesy.3:02It is too late. She is gone.3:04Engage failed date maneuver.3:07Ice cream and porn.
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