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A sketch follows a family through breakfast, a milk delivery, a date, and a restaurant visit, using repeated racial misunderstandings as its central joke.
0:00 NIGAR, it's the Nicker family. We all know who they are from Tim and Emily. 0:11 Teaching Tim how to ride a bike, these are the niggers that we like. 0:17 NIGAR, it's the Nicker family. It's the Nicker family. 0:25 Yeah. 0:33 Breakfast is served. 0:34 Look, hon, my sister just had another baby. Look at this little bundle of joy. 0:39 She's got those nigger lips. 0:41 I know, so thin. Is Tim still asleep? 0:44 I think so. 0:46 He sure is one lazy nigger. 0:49 Good morning, mom. Morning, dad. 0:52 Good morning. You know, Tim, we're having a dinner party. I trust you'll be here. 0:56 Oh, I can't. I have my first big date with Jenny Halstead. 1:00 Ooh. 1:02 Jenny has a date tonight with a nigger boy from school. 1:05 What? Oh God, no. 1:07 No, Teddy, that's his name, Timmy Nigger. 1:10 Oh, of course. That nigger. He's a very good athlete and so well-spoken. 1:16 That family's going places. I mean, we're rich, they're nigger rich. 1:21 Oh, bitch. 1:23 Morning, niggers. 1:24 Why, it's Clifton, our colored milk fan. 1:27 And it's my favorite family to deliver milk to. The niggers. 1:33 Mm, something sure smells good. You niggers cooking? 1:38 We sure are. There's some leftover bacon if you'd like some. 1:42 Ooh, none for me. I know better than to get between a nigga and their port. 1:46 Might get my fingers bit. 1:50 Here you go. 1:53 I, I hate to bother you about this, but, uh, well, you didn't pay your bill last week, and I know how forgetful you niggas are when it comes to paying bills. 2:01 Golly, Clifton, it slipped my mind. Here you go. Sorry about that. 2:06 Oh, nigga, please, nigga, please. Well, take care, Mr. Edward. 2:12 I have a hot date with the wife tonight. 2:13 All right, take care. 2:15 All right, peace, nigga. 2:23 Niggas! 2:29 Stevenson, party of 4. Ah, Stevenson, party of 4. Table 5, please. 2:35 Bon appetit. Nigger, party 2. Nigger, party 2. 2:40 Look at here, Jack. Just because we're colored didn't mean we came out here to be disrespected, okay? 2:46 Uh, we're the nigger family. 2:47 Ah. 2:48 Oh, hi, Clifton. 2:49 Oh, well, hello, little nigger. 2:55 These are the niggers I was telling you about. 2:57 Are you the nigger that broke the bottle over Ronnie's head at the dice game? 2:59 No, not that nigga. The nigga from work, the milk route. 3:04 Oh, o- okay. We- have a nice meal. 3:09 I bet you'll get the finest table a nigga's ever got in this restaurant. 3:15 Woo wee! 3:19 Oh Lord, this racism is killing me inside. 3:26 Put your dinner party face on. 3:30 Hello. 3:32 Well, you must be the wetbacks. 3:35 It's Sanchez. Don't call us wetbacks, nigger. We find it offensive. 3:44 I'm just kidding, we are the wetbacks. 3:52 Wait till we tell the Jews. 3:55 You're one crazy nigger. 4:05 Niggers! 
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