Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffUnforgivable 1Dula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share2.1K views Apr 2009A man tells a crude, exaggerated story about a disastrous mall date that ends with an irresponsible pregnancy confession in this comedy sketch. Show transcript0:03I went to Levine's yesterday get some pants for me and my niggas.0:08I was gonna steal them, I ain't had no money.0:12Met a girl there, trying on some skirts. I was like,0:19what that smell like? She was like,0:23she didn't know what to say. I was like, bitch, don't make me ask you again.0:28Anyway, got her number. The next day we went to Chicken Fillet, some place in the mall.0:35When I got there, I was like, bitch, where all these people are here?0:39She said, well, it's the mall. I was like, whatever, bitch, give me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.0:48I'm like, bitch. She said, what you gonna have to eat? I was like, go up there and just give me a chicken sandwich with some waffle fries, maybe a Coke to drink or something.1:01She's like kind of nice about that only.1:04She said, what you gonna get? I was like, bitch, go to the counter, tell a nigga I want a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries for free.1:14She said, okay. Then she looked back and asked me what I want to drink.1:19I'm like,1:21give me a Dr. Pepper, bitch.1:25We got the food.1:28She brought it to me, snatched it from her real fast. She sat down like, bitch, who told you to sit down?1:34You better wait for my request.1:38I said, go ahead and sit down, cunt.1:42She sat down, and we ate.1:47Later on in the evening, took her to Silver Ball, play some video games or something.1:54She'd act like she wasn't having a good time. I said, bitch, you ain't no nerd.1:58I could have sworn you were. She said, I like to go shopping.2:02I was like, bitch, not on this date, 'cause I ain't got no money, and you gonna give me the money you got.2:09She gave me her purse, took the wallet out, saw some credit cards and some pictures of some other niggas.2:16I was like, who are these niggas? She said, that's my brother.2:20I said, hold on, bitch, you better not have no brother. Because if you do, um...2:26I said, bitch, who is this nigga in this picture? She said, that's Tommy, that's my little brother.2:33I said, bitch, you better not have no little brother. I ain't trying to deal with no other niggas.2:40She said, well, I have two. I was like, bitch, that's a mistake.2:44Took her to the bathroom with silver ball. Got through playing.2:50I said, listen, cunt, today ain't your day. She said, what did I do?2:57I said, bitch, you got some siblings, and I don't like it.3:02She tried to make up for it, sucking my dick a little bit.3:09I was like, bitch, that feel good,3:13but3:15it ain't enough. She took it to a new level, started jacking me off while she was sucking my thing.3:24I got a nut. Yeah, I got a nut, so got done with getting my dick wet.3:31Told her that I wanted some pussy now.3:34She was like, we, I just sucked your dick and you just nutted.3:38I was like,3:40if you sass me one more time, bitch, I'll kill you and your little brothers.3:46She said, okay. I got the pussy from her, and I know I nutted because I didn't use a condom.3:53Nutted in her pussy and got her pregnant.4:03Unforgivable.
2:15
3:01
2:16
2:12
8:15
2:04
1:21
3:21
4:46
3:44
0:44
4:36