Michael Scott repeatedly interjects with his favorite, immature catchphrase during various Office meetings and situations.
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What are you saying? Jim? No thanks I am good. That is what she said. Pam? Uh my mother is coming. That is what she said. No, but okay. Does that include that is what she said? Yes. Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well you always left me satisfied and smiling. That is what she said. Michael please. Why did you get it so big? A, that is what she said and B, okay what kind of machine is that? Does the skin look red and swollen? That is what she said. That is my joke damn it Dwight. I do not get it. Grapes seductive. Phyllis Angela dispute. You already did me. That is what she said. At least we put this matter to bed. That is what she said or he said. I cannot stay on top of you 24/7. Michael. I want to give you something. Oh. That is what she said. I want you to think about it long and hard. That is what she said. Don't you dare. 15. Blow this party off. That is what she said. Why is this so hard? That is what she said. Yeah I am definitely going to go along. No, I need two men on this. That is what she said. No time, but she did, no time. Can you make that straighter? That is what she said. Did you plan that? No. Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that. How can you even use that one naturally? Blow and blow as I thought. And the best way to start is to hit start. And up comes the toolbar. That is what she said. What we have to do. I am going to be here in 10 years. That is what I said. That is what she said. I say stuff like that you know, to lighten the tension, when things sort of get hard. That is what she said. Hey, nice. Really good. And you were directly under her the entire time. That is what she said. Excuse me? That is what she said. Ms. Levinson told you that she was your direct superior? Well, why would she say that? Can we just move on to another question? No wait, I don't understand who is on record as saying this. With all due respect, I am in the middle of a line of questioning. Now Mr. Scott, what did you say Ms. Levinson said regarding your employment status with respect to her corporate position? Come again? That is what she said. I don't know what you are talking about. If I may, he was just telling a joke before. So can we move on to another question? Are you sure? Uh yes. Can you go back to where this digression began? Ms. Levinson and you were directly under her the entire time, Mr. Scott, that is what she said. Well, the delivery is all wrong, butchering it. I would love to burn your candles. You burn it, you buy it. Oh good, I will be your first customer. You are utterly my first. That is what she said. Not true. Go! Force it in as deep as you can. That is what she said. They kept hiring from the outside. It was easy to get in, but impossible to rise up. That is what she said. A lot of places are like that. What makes them so good? I do not know. I mean, they are just dough, twisted up with some candy. They taste so good in my mouth. That is what she said.







