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A TV news team reports on ominous music triggering nationwide panic, linking it to thriller clichés like classified files, teens in danger, and a suspicious phone call.
0:05 If you're just joining us, we are continuing our coverage of the ominous music that is sending panic across the nation. 0:11 The suspenseful music was first heard throughout the country at 3:10 Eastern Standard Time this afternoon, setting citizens and government officials on high alert. 0:26 Something really bad is going to happen. I can just feel it. 0:29 We go now live to Washington correspondent Jane Carmichael with an update. 0:32 Hi, Andrea. 0:33 Jane, do we have any more information on the source of this music? 0:36 Well, Andrea, the AP is reporting the ominous music is being caused by an intrepid young journalist who is currently rifling through a classified government dossier. 0:43 Okay, I see. 0:44 But moments ago, the New York Times website posted a story claiming that the music may be linked to a group of wealthy recent high school graduates speeding along a winding road in a red convertible, 0:54 screaming and laughing with the hubris of youth. 0:56 Okay. 0:56 At this point, we just don't know. 0:58 Okay, now we've been informed that police nationwide are on the lookout for attractive teen girls wandering 1:02 Yes. 1:02 by themselves. 1:03 Yes, they are, and experts say their chances of being hacked to pieces by a knife-wielding maniac have increased over 600% since the music began. 1:11 I'm sorry, Jane, I'm just getting word that we've got some footage of that now. 1:14 I think it's just Joey doing this. He must be playing a prank. 1:18 Come on, Joey. Knock it off. It's not funny, Joey. 1:24 Come on, stop! 1:26 Interesting lead there, but Jane, is the telephone watch still in effect? 1:29 Yes, absolutely. Officials are saying not to let your phone ring suspensefully 2 or 3 times, because the call will likely be completely harmless, a neighbor or a friend, but be very careful after you hang up. 1:40 When you're standing there relieved, that is when the horrible event is most likely to occur. 1:44 Okay, FEMA is attempting to bring an end to the music using a variety of strategic phrases, but so far it's been unsuccessful. 1:51 Let's go now live to Cedar Rapids, Iowa. 1:54 Come on, it'll be fun. 1:59 Wait for me, guys. 2:02 What's that shadow in the water? If that wasn't you, and that wasn't me, then what was it? 2:13 Watch how a real man does it. 2:16 No developments there as of yet. Now, Jane, I understand President Obama has been taken to an undisclosed location. 2:22 Can you confirm that, Jane? 2:23 Well, you know, Andrea, there is no authoritative word, but apparently the White House will issue... 2:28 Oh my God! 2:28 Jane. 2:29 Oh my God! 2:30 Jane? Okay, we seem to have lost that signal, but we'll bring you more information as soon as possible. 2:36 Moving on, a new erectile dysfunction drug that works by chemically lowering a woman's expectation. 
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