A couple attempts to use a pineapple-shaped dildo before realizing the real thing works better.
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A couple in bed together. No, honey, stop. It's not working. This just feels so unnatural. There's got to be a better way. I've got just the thing. You do? What's that? A pineapple-shaped dildo. Yes, a pineapple-shaped dildo. What about these spikes? Are you sure it's the best thing to play, you know, down there? Yes. It's an all-natural shape designed by God himself. Her-sel. Ah. God, stop it. It's not working. It is not working. It's because it's a pineapple-shaped dildo, isn't it? Yeah. And there's no substitute for the real thing. Dole, The Real Thing.
