1.6K views Dec 2008
A mock commercial pitches Power Thirst with absurd flavors and promises of extreme energy, superhuman sports skills, and impossibly fast-running babies.
0:00 Hey, do you want to feel so energetic? Try Power Thirst, energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of energy. 0:08 With all new flavors like chocolate, chocolate energy. It's like adding chocolate to an electrical storm. 0:14 Sound the alarm, you're going to be uncomfortably energetic. 0:18 What's that? You want strawberry? Well, how about raw berry? 0:22 Made with lightning, real lightning. Sports. You'll be good at them. 0:26 It's an energy drink for men. Men energy. These aren't your dad's puns. 0:31 These are energy puns. Turbo puns. Science, energy, science, energy, electrolytes, turbo lights, power lights, more lights than your body has room for. 0:41 You'll be so fast, Mother Nature will be like, slow down, and you'll be like, fuck you, and kick her in the face with your energy legs. 0:48 You'll have so much energy, energy, just running all the time. 0:52 Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. 0:56 You'll have so many babies. 400 babies. Give chocolate to your babies, and they'll be good at sports. 1:01 Make your babies run abnormally fast. They'll run as fast as canyons. 1:05 People will watch them running and think they're canyons. They'll race as fast as canyons against actual canyons, and it'll be a tie, and they'll get deported back to Kenya. 1:12 Hey, go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your energy. Snake eyes. 1:19 Try power Thirst, the energy drink that will make you sore. 
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