Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffCock ShotDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3K views Mar 2009A satirical infomercial pitches a gadget for delivering nut shots, demonstrating it on food and promising to make crotch-punching quick and easy. Show transcript0:00Hi, this is Lance with Cockshot. You're going to be feeling wonderful all day because you're going to be taking shots at cocks left and right like a pro.0:06Now, here's a guy, one shot to the cock, mild testicle damage, two shots, destroyed cock in seconds.0:12Now watch this. You're going to add in some garlic, OK? Here we go.0:15I'm going to put some garlic in. All right, and you keep going.0:21You completely blow apart that cock. I mean, it's gone, and you got a piece of garlic mashed to a dick.0:26Now, you love tapping guys in the nuts, but you don't like touching balls with your hands.0:30You know you don't like guy berries anywhere near your fingers.0:32That's why you wear gloves in the public restroom. One shot.0:35Cock salad. Now look, I love a good ball punch as much as the next guy, but once in a while you really got to send a message to make sure they don't forget.0:42This is going to change the way you punch dicks. Big dicks, little dicks, crooked dicks.0:465 seconds, 4, 5 seconds, the guy's on the ground, you really hurt his branch.0:50Now see, this nut shot is boring. Stop having a boring nut shot.0:54Stop having a boring. Cock shot these 2 guys here.0:58Voila, it's a miracle, congratulations, yada, yada, yada. Now, here's a hard-boiled egg, it's kind of like a testicle.1:08Look at that, unrecognizable. Now, add a cornichon for the dick, and here we go.1:13Don't have time to screw up your balls? Now you do. So here's the deal, kids, you buy the cock shot, you're going to get the Krundelman for gravy.1:19Brown gravy, white gravy, inside the modifier, ignite the salt, and watch this.1:24Hot dog, bauxite, Dave Matthews Band, sex with a horse. It's so easy.1:28If I can cock shot someone with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand.1:32I mean, blast somebody's dick out the back of their jeans. Kids can do it.1:35I'm talking serious dick damage. Guys, we're going to make America's meat bananas hurt one cock shot at a time.1:40I just slap a cock, wash it, and put it away.1:43It's a very quick dick punch. It's a real time saver.1:46It's so easy. It's just like bam, bam, bam, bam. My boyfriend gets so winded.1:51The cock shot sells for 4.95, but if you call on March 21st, 2018, you're going to get the Krundelman free, plus 9 Jesus cards.1:58Here's how to order.2:00To order your cock shot plus free Krundelman and Jesus cards, just dial 1-800- fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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