Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffRock Climbing Seinfeld ClipDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share3.6K views Mar 2010George reluctantly agrees to rock climb with Tony, but the outing turns perilous as he clings to the rocks and Kramer offers advice and sandwiches. Show transcript0:00No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm thinking rock climbing.0:06All right, rock climbing!0:08Uh, ju- just the two of us. All right, all right. Uh, hey, I'll make some sandwiches.0:13Yeah, wh- wh- what do you like, tuna, peanut butter?0:15What- whatever.0:16All right, all right. I gotta buy some bread.0:18Yeah. Yeah, you know, I am definitely down for some rock climbing.0:21Yeah, me too. I am down. I am totally down. Mark me down.0:27Cool, so, uh, what do you say we climb a rock mañana?0:32Eh, mañana. Uh, mañana might, might be a problem. I'm, I'm supposed to, uh, have a boil lanced mañana.0:42You know, I, I think they charge me if I cancel with only one mañana's notice.0:46Hey, Kramer!0:48Hey!0:48Hey!0:49Hey.0:49Kramer, my man.0:50What are you doing mañana?0:52Manana, I'm doing nada.0:55What do you say, uh, you scale some rock with me and George?0:57Uh, Tony, there's gonna be too many sandwiches.0:59Come on, Kramer, what do you say?1:01Kramer, it's pretty dangerous up there.1:03No, I'm down.1:05Yes!1:05Yeah!1:06I'll see you.1:06All right, buddy. Take it easy, Kramer. You down, George? What's, what's wrong?1:10Oh no, I, I am down.1:12Yeah.1:17Rock climbing?1:19Where do you come off going rock climbing? Rock climbing? You need a boost to climb into your bed.1:27All right, all right. Yeah, what is it with you and Tony? What are you, like a sidekick now?1:33Yeah, that's right. I like it. He's such a cool guy.1:38Cool guy? What are you, in eighth grade?1:42He's the first cool guy I've ever been friends with in my whole life.1:44You know, it's a different world when you're with a cool guy.1:47He's not afraid of anybody. Did you hear the way he talks to waitresses?1:51He gets free pie.1:54Hey.1:55Hey, nice move today.1:57What?1:58Horning in on my rock climbing trip. It's just supposed to be me and Tony.2:01He asked me.2:02You put him on the spot.2:05You know, I think that you're in love with him.2:12What?2:15That's ridiculous.2:16No, no, I don't think so.2:19You love him.2:25You better be careful on those rocks tomorrow, buddy. And you're not getting any sandwiches either.2:33You're making sandwiches?2:35Hello.2:35Well, I don't know if there's going to be any places to eat up there.2:38Who?2:39Hey, Elaine, does Tony like peanut butter?2:41Hates it.2:43Good thing I asked. Who is it?2:46Oh. Well, she says Jane.2:48Yes, so?2:48Well, that, that voice, it's very familiar, throaty, almost flinty.2:53Did you say flinty?2:54Yeah, yeah, flinty.2:57Yodelayhoo.3:01Yodelayhoo. Hello!3:06Hello!3:08Hey, George, hear that?3:09Ah! Ah! Get off me! Oh God, please get off me. I don't want to die up here.3:13Please, Grandma. Please, please, please stop moving. That's all I ask you.3:16Please find a-3:17Grandma! Grandma!3:19Let go! Hey! George! Hold my leg!3:22Grab the rock!3:24Grab the rock!3:25What rock?3:26A rock in front of you!3:31You gotta relax. Try to yodel, yodel. Yodelay, yodelay.3:40George Kramer!3:42Yeah!3:43Take the rope, thread it through the carabiner and knot it, then I'll climb up to where you are.3:48All right, George, you got it?3:49Yeah.3:50You got it, George?3:52Yeah.3:52I do.3:54Hey, George, you got anything to eat, dude?3:56Yeah, I, uh, I got some sandwiches. I, I got tuna and, and salmon salad, Tony, because I know you, you don't like peanut butter.
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