1.5K views May 2010
A news anchor and expert report on expanding concentric circles and changing shapes, while an on-scene correspondent describes chaos before disappearing from the broadcast.
0:06 We've just gotten word on some breaking news. A series of concentric circles have begun emanating from this glowing red dot in the big blue area over my left shoulder. 0:16 The circles are colliding with the multiple green misshapen objects approximately 2 inches away from the pulsating dot. 0:23 Joining us now is a concentric circle expert. Can you tell our viewers at home what we are seeing? 0:28 Yes, we often see colorful round shapes like this when concentric circles spread outward, so, uh, no exception in this case. 0:35 Let's take a look at this orange, yellow, tan, and blue spherical object. 0:38 Well, these bands of color are definitely oranger, redder, and yellower than any circles I've seen so far today. 0:44 Can you tell us how long you think this might continue? 0:47 When you're dealing with concentric circles, you are usually dealing with a pattern that repeats itself on and on, so they can continue indefinitely. 0:55 Is there a chance that these various colored bands could trigger rows of little human being shapes like we saw back in 2004? 1:02 It's not only possible, it's probable. When you are dealing with colors and shapes of this magnitude, they are often followed by at least a small row of human figures. 1:10 And how about those squiggly lines appearing on the outer edges of the little green things, especially that long skinny one there? 1:17 Yes, they are a result of the concentric circles. 1:20 Hold on. 1:20 We're gonna have to keep our eye on. 1:21 The green shape is expanding enormously. Do you see that? 1:23 Yes, the, uh, severity is increasing. 1:25 We just heard a loud, wind-like sound from an indeterminate source. 1:29 Yes, not a welcome sound. 1:30 Joining us now live from that southernmost green misshapen object was the voice of an on-scene reporter and an image of a telephone. 1:37 On-scene reporter, can you describe what you are seeing there in the green long shaped thing? 1:42 It's chaos. People are the streets, rubble is everywhere, up through the trees. 1:47 What color are the squiggly lines? 1:50 I- I'm sorry, what? 1:51 Do you see any concentric circles? 1:55 I- I'm gonna need to get... 1:57 On scene reporter? On scene, do we have the on scene reporter? 2:03 Well, the telephone image seems to have disappeared. Expert in a suit, is this something to be expected? 2:08 Yes, a second set of concentric circles o- often follows the first by a short period of time. 2:13 All right, we have to take a short break now, but we will continue our coverage of this story as more shapes appear. 2:19 But next up, our economic expert will discuss today's big downward slant on this jagged line. 2:25 We'll be right back. 
