Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffYour Name Sir Bbc SkitDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views May 2009A man giving his details to a police officer gets drawn into a comic argument over his unusual name and the officer's confusion about his address. Show transcript0:00I just have your name, please, sir.0:02Right, sir, hold on a second. Ready?0:05Yes.0:06My name is Derek.0:14What are you doing?0:15That's my name.0:17What is?0:18This. Derek.0:22What? Derek.0:26Is your name?0:27Yes. What kind of name is that?0:31Well, it's my name.0:33Bit unusual, isn't it, Mister, uh...0:38If I had a pound for every time someone had said that to me.0:41Um, how do you spell0:44Mister?0:47It's as it sounds.0:51Yeah, but if you wouldn't mind spelling it for me.0:52Well, I mean, can't you, I mean.0:53I would be very grateful if you would spell it for me.0:55All right then. NIPPL hyphen E.1:07Nipple.1:09Beg your pardon?1:10Nipple.1:12Nipple? Where? What are you talking about?1:15NIPPLE.1:17Hyphen E.1:18Hyphen E, in my book, spells nipple. It does not spell.1:25Have you gone mad? What are you talking about? I thought the modern policeman was supposed to be a highly trained law enforcement unit.1:31You can't even spell.1:33All right, Mr. Nipple, if I can have your address, please.1:38Address, please.1:39You're talking to me?1:40Yes.1:40You want to know my address?1:41Yes, please.1:42Or do you want to know Mr. Nipple's address?1:46Your address, please.1:47My address, right. My address is number 22.1:52King's Lynn.1:54Watch it.1:54What?1:55Just watch it.1:55Watch what, for heaven's sake?1:56You do realize that assaulting a police officer is a very serious offense.1:59Yes, I imagine it probably is very serious. But giving your address to a policeman, on the other hand, probably isn't so serious, or is it?2:05Perhaps the law's changed since I last looked. Perhaps the Home Secretary's had to take stern measures against the rising tide of people giving their address to policemen whenever they're asked.2:14All right, all right. Let's just check this with you, shall we, Mister, uh...2:19Yes?2:20Your address is 22.2:27King's Lynn.2:29No, no, no. What's the matter with you? It's 222:34King's Lynn.2:35Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was 222:40King's Lynn.2:41Well, it isn't.2:44Handwriting.2:44Well, get a typewriter.2:46Well, if only we could afford a typewriter, sir. Do you know, it's funny, from some angles it looks like 222:57King's Lynn. King's Lynn.
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