Comedian Jon Lajoie performs his song about his preferences in romantic partners.
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Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right, I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, genitalia. Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, genitalia. You're talking to me about stuff. Why? I'd rather see your titties. Now you're talking about other stuff. Why? I'd much rather see your titties. I can't have sex with your personality and I can't put my penis in your college degree and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams. So why you're sharing all this information with me? It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song. That's right bitch, now take off your thong and show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, genitalia. Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, genitalia. Knock knock, who's there? It's me, wondering why you're not naked. Knock knock, who's there? Me again, still wondering why you're not naked. I want to see your bum, I don't care what you say. No I don't have feelings 'cause feelings are gay. Something, something, in the month of May. Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big. Girls' brains are much stupider than men's are, so they should always listen to us 'cause we're smart. Women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas. Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, genitalia. Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals, genitalia. I can give good sex to you 'cause I'm really good at sex. I can give good sex to you 'cause I'm really good at sex. Ah yeah, that's right. Shake your bums. I'm out of here. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls. www.jonlajoie.com
