1.8K views May 2009
A comedy sketch mocks celebrity Twitter mania as a man chases followers, celebrities post trivial updates, and friends argue over whether the fad is over.
0:01 Log in and follow my tweets. Log in. 0:10 Tweetle D, Twitter pals, today's gonna be a Twitterific day. 0:16 Hi, Craig, uh. 0:17 Retweet Craig. 0:19 Today's gonna be a Twitterific day. 0:22 I see you've got some Twitter followers. 0:24 Yeah, yeah, you know, uh, 3 followers, uh, kind of blowing up. 0:29 I'm on my way to becoming just like my hero, Ashton Kutcher. 0:33 At Craig, tweet it up, bro. 0:35 Follow Craig, pound Craig. 0:36 At Craig, tweet or die. 0:39 I am a got to these twits. 0:41 Okay, superstar, I think it's time to take a hard look at what the Twittersphere has become. 0:47 Let's go. 0:48 Yeah! 0:53 Twitter. 0:53 Twitter. 0:54 Twitter. 0:55 Twitter. 0:57 Yeah! 0:58 Yes, I love the smell of Twitters in the morning. 1:01 Yeah, yeah, it smells like childish desperation mixed with Hollywood narcissism. 1:06 Hey everybody, follow Perez Hilton, please. 1:12 I need attention. 1:14 Come on, people, P Twitty's telling you to log in and follow my tweets. 1:19 Log in. 1:20 Oh, I'm so locked in, Twitty. 1:23 1 million followers. I beat CNN. I'm more important than news. 1:31 You're more important than anything, Ashton Kutcher! 1:34 But what is he talking about? What are any of these celebrities actually talking about? 1:40 1, 2, Shaq is tweeting at you. 3, 4, gonna tweet some more. Welcome to the Twitter, Shaq, baby. 1:46 I told a, I told a joke on my show last night. It was, it was really funny. 1:50 Watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. It's like crazy. I don't, I don't even know, you know, her hair is out, out of place. 1:55 All right, here's another Brittany Twitney. Uh, Brick Brick is eating a Twinkie. 2:00 She really likes it. She wants you to know it's delicious. Adam Lieber, manager. 2:04 Pretty cool, huh? I follow all of them. They don't follow me, but they're my friends. 2:09 Twitter! 2:10 Twitter! 2:11 No, I'm your friend. I helped you move. 2:14 Darren, stop it! This is the beginning of a beautiful new life. 2:19 The epoch of the Twitter sapient. 2:21 Twitter. 2:25 Craig, remember how cool trucker hats used to be? 2:28 Uh, yeah, huh? 2:29 Do you remember what killed them? 2:31 I'm Twittering! I'm King Tweet of Twitter Mountain. 2:36 And remember how cool Demi Moore used to be? 2:39 Everybody follow Ashton's Twitters. 2:43 Oh my God. Does this mean... 2:47 It's time to jerk the shark, ay. 2:51 No, no, no, no, no, there's no shark here. All I see is a 2:55 fail whale. Fail will! 3:00 Coolamundo, hey! 3:05 No! 3:05 No! 3:07 Oh snap, Fonzi's coming. Lock in, people, lock in. 3:14 Fonzi, what is he, what is he talking- Holy shit, holy fucking shit! 3:18 Oh no, it's the Twitter apocalypse. 3:23 Hey! Apocalypse! 3:23 Hey! 3:29 Hey! 3:42 Sit on it, Twitter. Hey! Hey. 3:50 All right, everyone, the whale has been jumped, so it's over. 3:54 Can we all please stop Twittering now? 3:58 Why? Because you say it's not cool? 4:01 No, everyone's saying it's dumb. 4:03 So what? We're having fun. 4:05 And we're not gonna let judgmental jerks like you punk us. 4:10 Yeah, man, we having fun. We locking in. 4:15 Yeah. 4:15 Lock in. 4:15 Yeah, we're just 4:16 For Christ's sake, just let us Twitter in peace. 4:20 But Tw- Twitter is dumb. I don't like it, and uh... 4:28 It's okay, Darren. It's all right. Everything's gonna be okay. 4:33 We'll sign you up for a Twitter account. 4:35 Everyone follow Darren. 4:37 Direct message at Darren, I still like pickles. 4:40 At Darren, welcome to Twitter. 4:43 No! 
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