Video player not working?0:000:000:00SettingsQualityAutoAudioSpeed1×CaptionsOffSquare Butts Burger King Music VideoDula TVFunny videos since 2008Thumbs up0Thumbs down0 Share1.6K views Apr 2009Watch SpongeBob dance in square pants as a parody rap celebrates his boxy shape, with Squidward, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Sandy joining the song. Show transcript0:06I like square butts, and I cannot lie. Squid and Sea Star can't deny.0:11When a sponge walks in, four corners in his pants like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts.0:15All the ladies stare. Dang, those pants are square. Swinging to the sea retangled, it's a butt with sharp right angles.0:22Now SpongeBob, I wanna get with ya, 'cause you're making me richer.0:26I know why do we keep it grungy? 'Cause everybody knows that he's so spongy.0:30Oh, rum for sponge skin, you dance with your hips on bend, so groove it and move it if you got caboose and prove it.0:37SpongeBob is dancing, and Squidward is glancing. He's hating.0:42Wet. Got SpongeBob running his set. I'm tired of all these chairs, they don't accommodate these squares.0:48Take the average box run and tell him that you gotta have square back.0:51Mr. Krabs.0:52Yeah.0:53Patrick.0:53Yeah.0:53Has SpongeBob got the butt.0:55Oh yeah!0:55Now shake it.0:56Shake it.0:57Shake it.0:57Shake it.0:57Shake that cubicle butt. SpongeBob got back.1:00Nah, dude, I said cubicle, not bootyful. Don't trip.1:07Yeah, baby. When it comes to sea life, curves ain't got nothing to do with bob selection.1:132 by 2 by 2 square trousers, working that black belt looking like dotted lines.1:18That's how SpongeBob likes to rock them threads, baby. A word to the deep sea sponges who want to get with it and watch SpongeBob kick it.1:26I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub till the break of dawn.1:30Bob got it going on, been known to rock him a thong. Them round butts won't admit it, but they'd wear that gear if they could fit it.1:36You can draw his body on paper, his waistline really don't taper.1:40Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him, wanna push his pores and tease him, but SpongeBob ain't gonna have too much of that squeezing.1:47You other sponges don't want none unless you rock Square Bun.1:51To the new sponges in the magazine, you ain't it, Miss Thing.1:54We rock them cubes, gals and dudes, put it down at the goo lagoons.1:58Some other box butts get jealous at the moves that come from Square fellas.2:02See Bob and they wanna get 'em, but Sandy Cheeks, she won't let 'em.2:06If you happen to wander on land and you wanna be a Square Butt fan, just drive the crew by the Burger King and give that sponge a ring.2:13SpongeBob got back. Yeah.